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@ChewChewer What? Sharks aren’t rough. They’re very smooth.

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@numetaljacket @OOCCouchGags as the decades passed, what had been the american southwest united under the flag of the new simpsons republic

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Unrelated side note but you can really see the change in actor beauty standards in this shot. Alan Grant looks like an actual professor, although a slightly hotter one. The guy in the modern movie literally looks like a model doing a shoot.

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Question for the class: Do you think Henry Loomis was a good student?

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@dailyosakagura Osaka never had a brain to begin with.

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@hcardb @YaThatWorks @girldrawsghosts I mean I know it’s off-topic but I think the majority of actual iconic characters for the last 20 years or so have been from video games. Maybe I’m just terminally online but people like Sans, the creeper, the TF2 cast and Master Chief are all cultural staples.

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@pschofie79 Unfortunately these men are probably the only ones who do have girlfriends. This sort of behaviour’s going to be selected for.

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@ChazakielDoremi Trans girls have a natural advantage at video games because it’s no1 trans girl hobby for forty years running.

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@bbfeebeee Pretty sure Sabrina would be a TERF. Like her general vibe gives off transphobia. If she weren’t scared of the backlash she’d write music videos where she did terrible things to trans women.

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@dailyosakagura Oh My Gah!!!

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@Lhikevikk @echetus But guillotines were actually pretty ethical.

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@kananawiz @uskglasses It was the point of The Secret History, which was meant to be a deconstruction. But I don’t think that’s a trend.

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@Cowboy_Larrie @ellorysmith All the guys I know who work out have bulging muscles visible through their shirts. That’s like, the only reason people work out.

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@yeah_Im_Murks @orangesymbol Pretty sure half of them just think it’s Japanese Ongezellig.

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@ughihate_x They’ve got a blue check, so it’s probably engagement bait.

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@quadcorei7_ But you can’t really do anything on an Apple machine. You can do specific business-related things in a dedicated Apple ecosystem but not much else. For all their faults, Linux and Windows offer a more open-ended experience.

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@catgirlprostate I know they probably slow down innovation in some ways, but I’m so glad I have regulations to protect me from an internet even worse than it already is.

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It’s been four years since the last remaining Original Film Idea was used up. Now we have nothing left to make. Just the same films over and over.

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First look at Anthony Ippolito as Sylvester Stallone in ‘I PLAY ROCKY’

The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.

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@Aki_St4rz2 Ya gotta turn off your DMs. They’re just going to keep doing it, because they’re sociopathic bastards.

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@ZELLKLUMPEN If a 10 year old gives birth they’re probably going to die, slowly and painfully.