Vanita Hoagie

The middle initial is V for Virgin. Pouting, crying, hoagies, poop, toys, and mayo make me feel sexy. A parody account of Thrift Thick.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@alwaysoctober_x Aww, did I hurt a poor little casserole's feelings? LMFAO

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Sexy af looking like a menopausal spinster science teacher with an obese toddler body. When Trisha makes you look like garbage, you are garbage. I can make anyone puke just by standing next to them. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@Pegz68 🤣I know! To not know where regular cheese comes from is a new level of stupid.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

D'awww. My stans are just as doltish as I am. Where cheese comes from is real hard to understand. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Um, excuse you, I took a quiz & have an MFA. I think I know what I'm talking about. I ONLY accept sponsorships from companies that I love and trust, and would never lie just to make some easy money. #Amberlynn gets tons of views so I'm trying to cash in on that. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@HamberBlockedMe @MustBeSnackies The image of her on a scooter at Walmart with a LV bag made me laugh so hard I got hiccups! I also pictured Gilbert Grape's mom carrying a LV bag into the police station to pick up Arnie 🤣

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Single use period products make me angry because they are so wasteful, but all this plastic garbage is different. I'm too lazy to chop vegetables and this video was sponsored so I couldn't be a brat and still get paid. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Remember this, my toy channel, & my TX vacation for the Trisha Paytas meet and greet the next time I whine about being poor. $36, $32, and $68 these were and for sure I bought the wrong shades. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Excuse you, I do not have a bratty, entitled attitude! I don't know why it was an option in my community tab poll. My blue blanket, morgue lighting, & stupid jingles are not going away. I have an MFA and obviously know about lighting. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@waddlelynnreid Becky looks like some sort of mutant Chucky and Chris Griffin hybrid. I almost feel sorry for her until I remember she's enabling this snuff film.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@purpleboxbraids 100% correct. Only difference is she's fatter and balder. She stopped doing mukbangs because YT didn't monetize that channel and has a ridiculous toy channel where she squeals and cries over mystery toys. Same blue blanket and shitty lighting.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@waddlelynnreid Becky is looking like Chris Griffin.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@purpleboxbraids It's a small haydur nation. People have some fucked up rules that she can't be shit talked like ALR, Chantal, or any other problematic person because she's mentally ill or whatever excuse fits their narrative. She is a shit person like the rest of them and needs more haydurs.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@ExposedThick @stitchfix @thriftthick Mutti also likes striped shirts and pimping out her 30 year old toddler. I love how Cassie ignored all the comments that said they were sick of Stitch Fix videos. Just like the dingy blue blanket, these crappy videos are here to stay.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Great Aunt Gladys Gone Wild or Great Aunt Gladys Does Dallas. Whichever you prefer, I look like someone drew a face and hair on a big toe. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Inception magic happened when I was in Texas. A piece of shit signed something for a fellow piece of shit. Remember this the next time I mention that I'm poor. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Everyone requested videos where I get inappropriate with Mutti in changing rooms. Ignore her perky tits even after having 2 kids. She caved to societal pressure to wear a properly fitting bra. Mine sag worse than that Duggar mom's tits. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

Even Goodwill t shirts can tell that I'm a temptress. Really though, I am penis napalm and guys would rather fuck a melon, pie, or cheese grater. #thriftthick

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@BeardGimlis And just like that all of our bad decisions became good decisions.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@waddlelynnreid @purpleboxbraids Right! For the general public's safety, I hope the hotel burned all their bedding. There's only so much that laundry detergent can clean.

[Vanita Hoagie @VVajazzles]

@FutureBecky Probably dying. Gorl did this to herself and pissed off anyone who offered help.