I'd date me so hard especially with my habit of slut shaming people who fuck on a 1st date. Must support yourself and not get weekly handouts like I do from Mutti. #thriftthick
@VVajazzles She should date someone who works at the Cheesecake Factory. At least then sheโd never have to worry about tragedies such as an incorrect order.
Just because I attacked my face and made it look like I exfoliate with a cheese grater doesn't mean that Curology isn't working. I would never lie for sponsorship money, even though that's exactly what I did. #thriftthick
๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃomg Bumble replied!! LMAO @bumble this woman catfishes men on your site, just sayinโ ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฌ Imagine showing up for a date and an actual sweaty toad shows up.... #catfish#thriftthickexposed#thriftthick
Stop accusing me of catfishing guys on @bumble! I'm always 100% honest and would never edit a photo to make me not look like a toad. Mutti is also not my younger sister. Enjoy getting blocked, haters. #thriftthick
How dare you tell me to comb my hair! I don't wear pants for my "job" so why should I comb my 3 hairs? Notice my passive aggressive like on the reply calling Denise C rude. It's my natural asshole reflex. #thriftthick@thriftthick
Hey, my gums are specially contoured and that shit was expensive! Itโs the only thing about me that is contoured, even though Iโm a makeup channel ๐คญ #thriftthick#thriftthrickexposed
Why do people keep offering carrots, peppermints, and buckets of oats? That's what horses eat. Oh, I just got the joke. You are all assholes and getting blocked! #thriftthick
This will be an excellent addition to my headshot portfolio. Life Alert still doesn't want to sponsor me. Maybe they're scared of my mustache and that I self baste myself in sweat just from breathing. #thriftthick@thriftthick
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! This would make for a great headshot if I could find a modeling agent who specializes in 30 year old obese toddler bodies. #thriftthick
YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL! I AM NOT BUNNY'S SLOW COUSIN! WOULD SOMEONE WHO IS SLOW BE ABLE TO GET AN MFA??? Mutti bought mine, but it still counts. #thriftthick