Dr Strange

Just like y☼u , but weirder. #VVorm

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@Midcontinent You guys down? ETA?

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In my yearbook, I was voted least likely to be elected "anything".

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I had a pizza delivery driver do a dance for my kids once. They got a real kick out of it and had no idea that the driver and I used to run pounds from the Mexican border together.

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@ohgodohwatohgod Don't go towards the light!

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@helices were you the first one to use the #localblox hashtag?

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I only slept like an hour last night and my coworker is the one snoring in his cube. The fuck is this?

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@dfwtexn What do you want in your drink? "Just ice"

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I'll go back to those same bars & restaurants in shorts and cutoff shirts in the winter, shivering in the booth... When she says I look cold, I'll say "Justice is best served cold, ma'am."

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I assume delivering papers to someone named "Justice" is basically the pinnacle of any process server's career.

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From now on when a bartender or server asks for my name, I'm telling them it is Justice. Then, when they bring my shit, I can sit back and say "ahhh, Justice is served".

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Get off my lawn

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Just dropped off my daughter's Amelia Earhart costume at school. The secretary said, "oh thanks, she told me you'd be bringing this up". I said, "its Amelia Earhart. When she comes to pick it up, tell her I'm still looking for the plane".

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@4b3n3zrar4 secret society? what secret society? #Illuminati #confirmed

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@elonmusk Did Elon steal this idea from Shredder and Krang? @elonmusk https://t.co/QlT1DMHgS8

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@LadyRed_6 shine on you crazy diamond!

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I'm still printing USPS labels without postage with tracking barcodes & storing the tracking numbers at a rate of under 50 parcels a day, WUT! https://t.co/OVeVf1bIoM

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Oh, you're still here?

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I wish she wouldn't have said anything about bathing her cat. She brought brownies today but I can't eat them because I picture her running back and forth baking and bathing a cat.

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coworker just told the boss she can't work late because she has to bathe her cat. She's a strange one.