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Sneakin' down the hall like an old gray cat in winter, keepin' close to the wall.

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AI tells me what a lot of things are not. The way I know it's ai is because the thing it steers me away from, I was not thinking.

" This is not decoration." I was not even considering that it was.

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@cod3rev Keep twisting my arm, why don'tcha?!

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@cod3rev That's good. I was simply content to do without.

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@hokkori_buzz Kansas City was the other end of our cattle trail. We can vouch for them to be second place.

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If they try to put coleslaw on your BBQ sandwich, they're just posing try-hards.

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

Dear Americans,

I’m facing a serious problem.

When I say I want to experience real American BBQ, one American tells me, “Come to Texas.”

Another says, “Come to South Carolina.”

And someone else says, “Come to Missouri.”

So which one is the best?

Is there some kind of civil war going on over BBQ?

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@Hedge_Reborn @Kronykal Twittex presented this to me as a Kron original and I thought I was quick to reply. I didn't realize it was the tail end of a conversation. Thanks, Elon.

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@Kronykal @Hedge_Reborn Yes and if you've amassed as many books as I have, it's probably time to begin giving them away.

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@Testudo_aubreii @MerriamWebster Yes. I understand how it works.

I want to know how we get from knots tied on a rope, to one minute of latitude. Somewhere along the line, no pun intended, it became global standard.

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@Ami_Marisol The restrooms adjacent to the lobby of that jail.

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@BonnieBlueTK We've been shewing them away from here but not far enough I see.

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@BuffaloRon "The devil we're told in Hell was chained...."

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I'm always going to repost this one.

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

I think we ALL know who the REAL Hawkeye is..

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@realkarenjean B. The answer is B.

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@TracesofTexas They don't make 'em like they used to.

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@MadameAmerica I have been trying to find time to write. It's the only thing stopping you, you know.

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@BuzzPatterson Navy Flauta. Bring it!

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@frankiemacd Weather!

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@thepaulleslie Hey man, I really enjoyed that A1A review. Well done, sir.

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@infantrydort Hell yeah!