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have fun
I don't care about shit

[ßaZ£nga @VWagicheru]

@privatefigure_ Alikuwa anakiwasha. Akiwa katika hali ya kumedi, alishindwa kunawezaje kuwa na kishash bila 4.20.... as they say, the rest is history 😂😂😂😂

[Marvelous Jesus @Marvel0usJesus]

Jesus said, "He who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me." Matthew 10:38

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

Feminine women are all over,I don’t know why a man should stick in a relationship with a lady who wants to be a man. Men and women are/can’t be equal.

[ßaZ£nga @VWagicheru]

@realkomrade Kwani huyo dem hana baba 🤔 si atafute mubaba😂😂😂

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Child support inafaa kuwa 50-50. Mama akibuyia mtoto pampers mimi na nunua handkerchief. Ni kusaidiana tu. Sasa imekuwa cashcow for most Nairobi women.

"acha nizae na huyu halafu nitakuwa nakaa kwa nyumba tukitumiwa pesa every month"

Hii ujinga sijui ilitoka wapi.

[ßaZ£nga @VWagicheru]

@LatinaCasanova Thanks

[Zippie Maina @ZippieMaina2]

This account @beekay_ke will stop tweeting not bc he is not online but bc he was laid to rest today. RIP Koechy😭♥️

[Fact @Fact]

A "kakistocracy" is a system where the government is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

[ßaZ£nga @VWagicheru]

@polo_kimani Tema hio mmea 🌿

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

"I'm not sure I want kids yet."

If she says this, it means she doesn't want to have them with YOU.

Any woman who's deeply in love with you would do anything to start a family with you.

[Lucky Mbabazi @LuckyMbabazi]

Signs that your partner is about to dump you.🤔👇

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

Men,
How many minutes did you use today to fear women?

[MethoDman @polo_kimani]

I was watching some Porno auditions where wanakuletea milaya kama wawili wa kuseduce if you ejaculate before 8 mins ziishe unakua disqualified,they dont necessarily look at the size your zinga,so your job is to stay hard and not ejaculate within 8 mins,mimi siezani bana

[ßaZ£nga @VWagicheru]

@MaamaKampala21 A Chinese pregnancy is internal 😂😂😂

[Eternity Planner @IIIDeaton]

" When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom." Pro11:2

[Makhay @PhindileForbes]

"He who trusts in the LORD will be prospered." - Proverbs 28:25