Vanessa Gonzalez

[Zito @_Zeets]

Once again, this is more proof that the best part about sports is sharing in joy with so many people. And the experience and possibility of it is bigger than all the years of failure and misery. Few things give you the platform to be openly happy and emotional like this.

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

Cut of "Shohei sucks" chants into "overrated" chants into a Pirates error leading to a run and Ohtani doubling for another, lmfao.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

he should've suffered longer

[James¹⁷¹⁸🎌 @ShotimeLAD]

Teohtani! �

[m @ohmakeda]

twitter’s new algo is weird to me because you used to get an actually good sense of what everyone is talking about. now they just pull the topic you like and just bombard you w/ every tweet about it

[art tavana @arttavana]

I’ll never vote for this guy and 80% of why is my blind loyalty to Lauren Conrad.

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

i wish we had confessionals at work, i would eat them mfs up 😭😂.

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

justin trying to walk in a straight line

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

The rear view camera on my car went out so I had to rotate my neck and turn my head to back out just like they did on the Oregon Trail.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[culture @notgwendalupe]

those 20 seconds when La Gasolina started playing #SuperBowl

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH BAD BUNNY ATE THIS SO FCKING BAD LIKE THIS IS JUST BEAUTIFUL😭🥹https://t.co/1QcJyJqlnK

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

You HAD to be there when Usher dropped this.

[ali @probablyalissa]

Bill Nye is short for William New Year’s Eve