Variant Vance

Florida State Alumni. 4 team playoff enthusiast. Fish boy.

[Variant Vance @V__Bin]

@coachdad_ Never heard his name until today smh

[Variant Vance @V__Bin]

Terrorist

[That Guy Rocked NFL @NFLRocked]

Andrew Luck

That guy rocked.

[Jake Knapp @knapptime_LTD]

Earlier this morning I underwent surgery to repair a ligament in my left thumb. Happy that everything was successful and I’ll be back to doing what I love soon!
So thankful for my team and the doctors at HSS that helped get this done so I can get back to playing at 100% #LTD

[Top Tier FSU @TopTierNoles]

5️⃣ days until kickoff!!

In honor of game week, here’s the best FSU player to ever wear the #5 🍢

[mobnole @mobnole2]

Notice how Miami ain’t on here…. Logo still holds weight

[Slattdye @slattdye]

This how tiger woods was during that DUI test

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Women filming themselves scream crying while they throw ice cubes because their husbands won’t let them strangle their babies makes the Salem witch trials seem extremely sane.

[Chris Nee @CNee247]

FSU President Richard McCullough and AD/Vice President Michael Alford with Jack Whaley and the Havemeyer Trophy

[Mike Wilnau @MikeWilnau]

I'd like to see a breakdown of how the Florida natives voted vs. the Yankee transplants

[Pizza Pepe @RealPizzaPepe]

What a true American hero looks like.

Thanks, Jimmy.

[Warchant.com @Warchant]

US AMATEUR CHAMPION

Jack Whaley beats Leng Jr. 4&3 to become the first-ever Seminole to win the US Amateur.

He is also the first English player to win since Matt Fitzpatrick in 2013.

https://t.co/2XkhHbVGtK

[Utah Daily Snow @WasatchSnow]

At 7pm, virtually everybody south of Salt Lake is enjoying a good soaking.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Serving my high school a cease and desist for allowing kids to still wear #44

[Clay Fink @clay_fink]

“Top 25” with 19 teams…

[Matt Stahl @mattstahl97]

please tell me we're not going to have an nfl coach herbstreiting a dog around all season because he's in pr trouble, we have to start being adults about this

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”