Suffering from constipation? Try Lahori Chooran.
Guaranteed to cure constipation by inducing verbal diarrhoea.
Side effects may include: hallucinations, fake news, excessive confidence, selective amnesia, imaginary victories, chronic fact-free analysis, sudden expertise in everything, Punjabi pronunciation of English, and an uncontrollable urge to go on YouTube and explain geopolitics.
For external use only.
Know your real Avengers 🚨
- Captain Smit Machchhar, who fought the attacker and opened the cockpit
- Asaf Redjuan, who rushed at the attacker
- Israeli dad Tzvika Mans, who tied the attacker with a cable so he couldn't move
- Yaniv Hayon, who handled the aircraft and kept it stable
- Dr. Shota Musaev, who treated the captain and stopped the excessive bleeding.
They all worked together and made sure all those 180 passengers landed safely. Truly, men are brave 🙏
Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz, the joker, is no longer just my favorite joker.
Some people in U.S also seem to enjoy his jokes and have become his fans. 😂
Bro @speaknsee he was my favorite 🫣
जिनका 5000 साल से पानी नहीं मिला था ना पीने के लिए उनको अंग्रेज पानी पिलाते हुए दूसरी बात यह है की अंग्रेजों ने बहुत जुल्म किया था हमारे लोगों पर अब समय आता जा रहा है उनसे बदला लेने का ।
#हर_हर_महादेव_शिव_शंभू_ॐ
झारखंड स्टूडेंट्स के प्रोटेस्ट को हाईजैक करने के लिए AISA की नेता नेहा बोरा आज पैराशूट से रांची पहुंची। आगे क्या हुआ यह आप इस वीडियो में देख और सुन सकते हैं।