VacuumMan

Modern day Socrates

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

I'm awful at giving head now, i was way better at sucking dick when i was 7 :/
#playboicarti

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

@PhilippeBerti10 I didn't, don't accuse me of untrue things or you will suffer consequences.

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

*Guy walks into poop store*

Guy: Hey can I buy this poop
Cashier: Yeah sure
Guy: *buys poop* okay thank you

[Juicygumdrops @JuicyGumDropss]

Conservatives be using grok like he verity 😭

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

I believe most of my issues and flaws stem from my persistent pessimism, impulsivity and being overly sensitive. Anyway do yall mfs who eat ass wash your mouth directly after you eat booty or do yall just rawdog the rest of your day with butt mouth

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

@nerves_ending

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

I remember rubbing my johnson against my blue bodypillow or just straight up dry humping the floor while looking up "hot girls kissing each other" on youtube as a kid

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

@PhilippeBerti10 @kendricklamar No i don't use this app much

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

Look i absolutely love @kendricklamar, but there's this one annoying ass pseudointellectual nigga in my class and you can just TELL he listens to Kendrick and thinks he's intellectually superior to you because his favorite album is TPAB

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

Normalize this dih in yo throat

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

Hey, it's me, it's Verity

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

This should be every man’s dream…

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

Mfs really call shi they don't like "spiritually israeli" but not give a single damn about Palestine

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

@nerves_ending Racially motivated #cancelled

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

Drake is the face of poop

[DaveMcCalla @DaveMcCal]

Drake is the face of Hip-Hop

[Avesta @avestatwx]

Hey @grok, Transform this 70’s Japanese girl into modern day gen Z girl !!

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

@PhilippeBerti10 word to my mama, I'm out of my lima bean, don't wanna see what that drama mean, get some Dramamine, llama scream, hotter than summer sun on a Ghana queen

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

Niggas will listen to Nine Vicious and think they deserve to live 😭😭😭

[VacuumMan @VacuumMan67]

@PhilippeBerti10 Silly car pfp in the big '26 wrap it up kiddo