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gibbon lover

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@Pelvis__ True, especially when all that matters is a big heart….

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why is it when a song is >5min or a movie is 3 hours long people act like it’s enduring a saw trap

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like that one pottery app…. fuckin breathtaking shit bro…

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i yearn for the era of iphone filled with $0.99 apps that you kept forever

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[Lake @_endlesslake]

Children are naturally enamored by trains. It is an evil society which does not build trains

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I think a guy acting like a fully developed adult is more avante garde than a guy in a dress rn

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I know there’s a Chinese equivalent of me that’s far more efficient at tasks and less addicted to his phone but I also know that he’ll never laugh or love the way that I do. And he’ll never have AMC movie pass

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@Pelvis__ @ethan stay away from my oomf bro....

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Me if I was eating takeout Chinese food:
*opens chopsticks...breaks them apart...places each one on top of both my ears*

“I’m a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I’m a beeee beee beeee I’m a beeeeeeee!”

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

yo what the fuck is going on in toronto

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

(Jonny Greenwood made the best original score. It paces a 3 hour movie perfectly and maintains its tension. But the music movie is gonna win by default.)

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

GF broke up with me by saying I was "The Shuckle of People" and it was so devastating I had to go on benzos again

[rat_angel_ @rat_angel_]

New York City? You mean where they make the crosswords?

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

calling me while im peaking on my adhd medication is probably like making a direct phone call to god

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

grimes: [microwaves her son because her nick fuentes chatbot told her it was the only way to purify his blood]

elon musk looking indiscernible from a doughy butch wisconsin lesbian: grok can you make me into deadpool

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Seeing a video of guy who looks just like me screaming my social security number getting torn apart by wild dogs in CCTV footage on the For You page.

I try to click it, but the feed refreshes to a Blue Checkmark 12,000 word post about how women invented taxes.

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People actually be fw frank sinatra?