the Sandman

[the Sandman @Pelvis__]

@evilvillain1231 This experience makes you a better person than most ☝️

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@calebdotedu Theres an episode of Portlandia where they have Roseanne Barr do this lol

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Crazy to think that people actually lost their jobs for celebrating charlie kirks death nobody gaf now lmao

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I dont even follow these people

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Twitter has started showing me tweets several times after several refreshes randomly scattered through the timeline until i drop a like

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My shit unnavigable

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@evilvillain1231 #amc20

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@evilvillain1231 F im going to watch several films and eat several snacks which will br included in my “all expenses”

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@fakethirties Same i just saw him getting mad at someone for not being a good writer or something and looked at his page and was like wow. We can only imagine approaching this level of faded

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@fakethirties What is he even mad about lmao

[the Sandman @Pelvis__]

Recently watched eps 4 5 & 6 with my girlfriend who has never seen a star wars movie and when we got to the twist she was like “what?? hes lying right?”

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

Obviously impossible to watch A New Hope not knowing that Vader is Luke's father but, to the best of my ability, trying to block it out: Alec Guinness is absolutely, unambiguously playing obi-wan as a lying bastard in every scene between the tusken raiders and the cantina

[the Sandman @Pelvis__]

Taylor swift is a more effective activist that JOAN BAEZ because kurt vonnegut said so

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She cites kurt vonnegut in the next post in the thread lol

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

I'm just curious, when was the last time Joan Baez had to cancel a stadium concert because of a terrorist plot to murder her fans, or when Elon Musk last threatened to rape her, or when literal children were stabbed to death for the crime of being little girls who loved her?

[the Sandman @Pelvis__]

@calebdotedu All this guys suggestions are hilarious bro when he said korean i actually lost it

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@calebdotedu @ me next time

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Sometimes on a road trip you gotta pop a boner

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Ok people are joking about this but i just found out my girlfriend’s mom ised to take her and her family to hooters when she was like 6 and she would make her take pictures with the waitresses??? What the fuck??

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hooters is rebranding to be more “family-friendly,” @People reports.

[the Sandman @Pelvis__]

Netanyahu has aids

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Insanimaniacs

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@powerfulwizerd Alternative for lets rock and roll is “let’s blow this popsicle stand”