Sabrina Jane Mason

Mom, Teacher, Activist

[Sabrina Jane Mason @VaderBait]

I finally can die happy after meeting a New Kid. I mean. I really wanted to 💨💨 with @dannywood, meeting @DonnieWahlberg was acceptable. 😘😘 #blockhead

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Ugh. I KNEW if I watched Enigma on @netflix, I would fall back in love with @AaronRodgers12 and forgive him for breaking my heart when he left the @packers 😭😭

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But do you have a complete @NKOTB stage, pristine in the box, AND with 5 dolls?
Cause I do!

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Well flippin thank you Tik Tok. Now I’m a middle aged woman with a crush on @JaredLeto. How embarrassing. 😂

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

So is Feb 13th @drdre day? Or the second Sunday in Feb? Or every Super Bowl Sunday? I just want to plan every year accordingly! #dreday #SuperBowl #PepsiHalftime

[Pothead Mom @ThatPotheadMom]

I literally didn’t realize that @Facebook was down all day until I got home. My dumb ass just thought I didn’t pay my phone bill. #facebookdown

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My new favorite show @RezDogsFXonHulu 😂

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*stoned me watching commercials*
Me: I fucking love @Wendys
Friend: Bitch. That’s a @BurgerKing commercial.

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Shoutout to @dominos for my FREE SURPRISE PIZZA! My munchies thank you! 😉

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I’m alarmed by how many songs from my teens and twenties are in commercials now.

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@evrythngzen !

[DisTrackers @DisTrackers]

A look at Walmart exclusive She-Ra on Swiftwind! Spotted in the Funko app.

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Shout out to the pothead genius at @JackBox who came up with Munchie Meals!

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Space Jam is Jedi and my favorite movie and we’ve been looking forward to the new one! We’ll need all of these.

[DisTrackers @DisTrackers]

Coming Soon: Space Jam: A New Legacy!

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Do you think it’s against company policy for @JakeStateFarm to keep accepting kickbacks? 😂

[Sabrina Jane Mason @VaderBait]

@TheRoughRider_ Thank you for tweeting!! I am 'watching' from Albuquerque. Go Luna!

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I’m so glad I got a washer & dryer so now there are clean clothes strewn in my hallway instead of dirty ones.

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$1 million idea of the day: After @gwenstefani and @blakeshelton get married, she comes out with a perfume called ‘Mrs. Shelton’.

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How come Hypercolor shirts haven’t made a comeback?

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If you’re not down with crumbs in the bed, you’re not down with me.