Vincent Said “Almerico”

[Ted @TedInPittsburgh]

If you root for this dork I simply do not respect you as a human being.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.

2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0

Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

[punished giorgio @GMomurder]

Look at my court eunuch dawg im gonna be humiliated for a century or more

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

"What would a heroin addict want with MORE heroin??"

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

"It wasn't a seig heil"

Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon fired the entire cleaning staff at Twitter headquarters without warning or severance pay

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

LEX: "Now Winston... would you be willing to say one positive or kind thing about Adolf Hitler in the name of promoting more peace and love in the world?"

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Ask yourself why we never see Elon Musk criticize the Chinese government

[@ijbailey @ijbailey]

There was a time, pre-Elon, when Twitter was great for breaking news. A major event is unfolding in New Orleans, and I can barely find it here.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

blaze your glory

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

The richest man in the world now exists to be Putin's bitch.

Promoting anything that pushes Russian propaganda into Western minds.

[like mo @MetallixAI]

In America, a billionaire buys a social media platform just to make a burner account so he can be told that he’s a good father

[Karina Vinnikova @KarinaVinnikova]

LMAO

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me buying groceries for just one meal bc i live in a walkable neighborhood and treat my grocery store like a personal fridge

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

BREAKING: Elon Musk, using a cheesy voice modifier on his “Adrian Ditmann” account, says MAGA “will have to fucking deal with it” because “Elon is the only one to give these fucking crackheads a voice. You ungrateful motherfuckers, seriously.”

“Get over yourselves.”
—Richest man

[Rachel True @RachelTrue]

🎄🤭🎄

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

If only there was an analytical framework that would allow you understand and predict behaviors and interests based on class position

[UNITED24 Media @United24media]

Hey @elonmusk, it seems like it's no longer possible to have a Ukrainian number verify a Twitter account/two-factor authentication. Ukraine is not in your list of countries, see our screenshot.

It's vital for us to keep showing the world what's going on in our country.