I've trained the fruit fly brain to generate misleading demos claiming to have trained the fly brain to drive cars, trade bitcoin, play beat saber and minecraft as a sociological study conducted by Harvard University.
We are now complete with our study.
Thank you for your time.
The most bitter lesson: your flagship job is their ablation. Your startup is their weekend eval. Your product is their demo notebook. Your ICML oral was their negative result. Your SOTA is their unreported run. Your Series A covers one hyperparameter sweep. Your research agenda is their deleted appendix. Your flagship model underperforms their unannounced prototype.
Scaling computation is all that matters.
Please write up a brief handoff document describing everything we've tried and what we are attempting to achieve so I can pass it along to another agent