Hunter Valentyne

The Myth Killer wrestling for @agw_wrestling This is a Fictional character. *RP* I am not Phil Brooks aka CM PUNK.

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

No

[Parody Victoria Justice @VicJust_RP]

Do I have a nice ass?

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Actually they did something wrong to get Trevor Lawrence. Many times over.#loserswin

[Jazmyn Rain @JazmynRainPW]

THE JAGUARS HAVE FINALLY FUCKING DONE SOMETHING RIGHT!!!!!

WE'RE GOING TO GET TREVOR LAWRENCE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Exclusive report is behemoth tier...the equipment is swarm tier

[scott wright @galascotty]

@UpUpDwnDwn hey Woodsie your channel is AMAZING! When is the Exclusive Report card for WWE Supercard coming out my 10 year old son is driving me crazy because it would be his first Swarm card.

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

No

[Kross @KendrickKross]

#ooc if you sell and put time in to do segments yet nothing comes of any of it, is there really a reason to do any of it?

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

No

[Cassie North @North0fCassie]

Okay but can we all agree guys kinda suck?

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Why would anyone be interested in a loser?

[Aiden Reynolds @AidenReynoldsGC]

Yo Kyle Reese I loved you in Terminator

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Anddddddd...nobody gives a fuck

[TheNetworkAGW @TheNetwork_AGW]

We here at the network can confirm that we believe we have a deal in place with a multiple time world champion that will make there debut at this coming uprising. An appearance so to speak.

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

So @TheNetwork_AGW realizes they dont know fucking shit about wrestling and bows out gracefully? #dotherightthingbitches

[NEW Edge @New_Edge__]

This is hot off the presses. It seems as though the network will be holding a meeting with AGW stock holders in three weeks. The meeting will involve @Jesse_Styles_ future regarding his portion of creative control over Uprising. Due to his injuries and such. Andy-

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Kittle maybe ertz hell no

[Kross @KendrickKross]

#ooc so this may be an unpopular opinion but I don’t think calling Kelce the best TE in the NFL is really true. Yes he’s a great TE but he’s had pre-injury Smith and Mahommes, so always QBs that can throw. I think Kittle and Ertz are just as good.

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

But the lack of ability to spot talent is not surprising...these fucking idiots thought Pam Anderson could act

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

And your ass dont belong any fucking where near a wrestling show

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

That one was so horrible lol

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

My lesbian friend said that it's been so long since she made love to another woman, she didn't know if she'd remember how...

I told her not to worry, it's just like riding a dyke.

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

That what happens when a soft core porn network tries to run a wrestling company

[Victoria Salinas @VainQueenVS]

@JaxonTaylor_ @AGW_Wrestling Yeah, unfortunately things got a little too 'suspension happy' recently.

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

And your ass dont belong any fucking where near a wrestling show

[TheNetworkAGW @TheNetwork_AGW]

It’s where your ass belongs

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

You have a multi time world champion that you stupidly used to jerk the curtain...#fuckingidiots

[TheNetworkAGW @TheNetwork_AGW]

We the network are working on something huge. We are in contract talks with a multiple time world champion. We are anticipating this deal to get done and when it does peoples jaws will drop.

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Question...in what world can you possibly win tag team titles without a tag team match. .#uprising4bullshit

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

And you will be that age before you ever beat me

[Frank Windsor @FrankWindsor4]

So what did you see first? The ass or Hunter?

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Why isn't David johnson in your lineup?

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

I'd try for better than ballage

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

Your team is solid without him...but benching Metcalf is not something I would do :)

[Hunter Valentyne @ValentyneHunter]

When the fuck did you become a superstar?

[Tiffany Lynn Page @TooSexy_DivaTLP]

@SimplyCoda @LivingDollBrit See, that’s why nobody likes to talk to you, @SimplyCoda. Maybe...just maybe if you were a halfway decent person and didn’t say things like that you would be a superstar like me.