Matt

I'm a man, not a goose.

[Matt @ValidatedUser]

@cybrynn In case anyone is curious, this is how the loveseat they were sitting on back in 2014 is doing. May your love for each other grow like the weeds that will eventually tower above pile of wood and fabric. Love you!

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@cyrynntv To get to the other side?

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@cybrynn I got rid of all the periods. I hope this helps. Please note, I left the decimal point, because it’s a decimal point.

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@cybrynn Good luck!

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@cybrynn Sadly, this child was licked to death shortly after this video was taken. Fewer drivers, fewer deaths!

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@thephysicsgirl A sloth reaching for a branch.

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@cybrynn That’s 0.02% of the original cost! I think you should take what you saved and plan a nice vacation. You’ve earned it.

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@cybrynn That’s because it’s not about consumption, it’s about exposure. Just being in the same room as bread crust can cause irreparable damage to straight hair.

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@cybrynn I hope you post whatever he types.

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@cybrynn Good. No more bubbles for you.

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@cybrynn So do I!

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@cybrynn Wow. It’s a lot worse there than it is there.

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@cybrynn Correct. This is about punishing your cat. It’s not supposed to be enjoyable for you. Now, go teach him a lesson and make sure there’s a towel handy.

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@cybrynn I’ve decided that today is your birthday.

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@cybrynn Driving in the snow.

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