Valkyriae

Biker, Photographer, Tattoo lover, atheist tea-drinking intergalactic Hitchhiking Iron Maiden. FOR THE HORDE!

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@ZARA @ZARA_Care Yesterday at Zara Oxford Street after buying one item your security guard crossed the street to grab my shoulder and backpack and mandhandled me back into the shop for no reason, no apology. Manager did nothing. Message me.

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@awkwardgoogle Why was the girl dancing alone when all the others had partners? Teacher’s mistake.

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@RoyalMail my parcel is unable to be retrieved from Quad locker. The email you sent contains no pickup QR code. What can I do?

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@simonharris_mbd @BBCMaryam Another horrible git. Get a life.

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@MikeSouthWestUK @BBCMaryam What a horrible git you are

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@SlackHQ Put the huddle controls back on the bottom left of the desktop app where they used to be! I have been late trying to find the new bloody Huddle!

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@hsbc_uk unable to use app since thursday. Asked to log in for 1st time in years. Then when SMS authentication is sent, it never arrives. I can't access my account at all, as need app to verify if using laptop too! HELP PLS!

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@gofullpage This doesn't work anymore, for a couple of weeks. Please bring it back!

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@fitbit @FitbitUK sort the app out! It hasn't worked properly since this morning.

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@easyJetholidays Very hard to tag my travel buddies as hardly anyone uses Twitter but @Welsh_Nic and @Bathory1987 you have made it

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@CadburyUK Thank you! 💜

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@CadburyUK Yay! Thank you! I did it

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@cadburyuk + #controltwirlhype I have no idea what I am doing

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@CadburyUK
+ #ControlTwirlHype

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@cadburyuk + #ControlTwirlHype

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@cadburyuk #ControlTwirlHype I love me a new Cadbury Twirl! #TwirlCaramel

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@Jaack Please release this as a single! Anthem.

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@Blizzard_Ent You sent me the wrong order TWICE. And I am expected to pay return postage on the returns portal? Can't get hold of any customer service.

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@KimCattrall you look gorgeous Kim! So glad you didn’t sign up to this tragic #reboot - they’ve murdered it.

[Valkyriae @Valkyriae76]

@currys You don’t have to wait after saying “Hey Siri” for Siri to appear and ping. Just say the whole thing you need in one go. eg: “hey Siri, add eggs to shopping list” #CurrysHacks