Old Lady Valk

I intend to sin. Saving myself for Mothman.

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@jacksfilms It’s like when the cat food people sent me this

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

Hey @SuperLouis_64 ! Weird controller submarine run when?

[John Oberlin @OMGno2trump]

Welcome to Texas: We don't care about students. We ban them to keep them away from us.

Texas Is the First State to Ban Student Interaction With Elected Officials

https://t.co/9z7lKzt5Vr

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@SB_BruceWayne

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

Happy pride. Remember, if you’re not gay it’s STRAIGHT to Jail.
(Sorry I just like bad puns)

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

If ghosts aren’t Allies then explain why one of the most haunted places in the world is called Trans-Ally-Gay-Knee 🙄

[Forrest Wilder @Forrest4Trees]

Texas is 48th in mental-health funding. Greg Abbott has been governor for eight years, plenty of time to do something.

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@mrlyn60 @Michael25782778 I’ve watched the video of him being arrested. I’m not spreading lies.

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@SuspndedAgain1 @Michael25782778 It’s not uncommon here in Texas. I grew up around SEVERAL Hispanic people who were extremely right wing and hated other Hispanic people, especially those who didn’t speak English well or weren’t “American” enough in their eyes.

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

I shop at Allen Premium Outlets somewhat frequently. When it happens in your state you fee a sense of sadness and shame. When it happens in your back yard.. you start to feel actual fear. Assault style weapons do not need to be in the hands of the public.

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

Top Detective in Dallas. I only care about big crime. I don’t care if you sell pot or steal from major corporations. But if you do a murder I’ll get you 🕵🏼‍♀️

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@shanermurph I was able to point out the broken window to the police.

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

#GOGimmighoul

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@kiracantmizz

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

Thinking back fondly on the time we found a tiny jar of meth at state park.

[🦇🏳️‍🌈Bat🏳️‍🌈🦇 @ms_ephebiphobia]

I need to find a sugar daddy to buy me platforms

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@ask_aubry I’m going with neither. I dream of this

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

I’m just now realizing when my purse was stolen, so were my confetti dicks that I hid everywhere 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Old Lady Valk @ValkyrieVolta_]

@PhillipM113 @DallasTexasTV I think the survey was done by the bad drivers themselves 😩