Got a call from HR and spent the next 10 minutes convinced I was getting fired.
Nope.
My 15-year-old brother has been commenting "PAY MY SIBLING MORE" under every Facebook post they've made for the past month.
HR's exact words were:
"Can you please tell your family to stop negotiating your salary in public?"😭😭😂
This nigga told his job he didn’t want a birthday party cuz his anxiety. They threw him one anyways. He had a panic attack. They fired him for his “behavior”. He sued & now they owe him 550K.
Carrie Fisher once sent a cow tongue inside a Tiffany box to a Hollywood producer after her friend Heather Ross said he sexually assaulted her.
The note inside read: “If you ever touch my darling Heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box.”
In SCARY MOVIE 3 (2003), Sheriff Doreen’s hat gets noticeably bigger with every cut during one scene.
One of the film’s dumbest visual gags and somehow one of its funniest. 😭
Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO