Local Celebrity

KY General Assembly MUST return to biennial sessions. Covid/election deniers gotta go. #fucktrump

[Heine Brothers Coffee Union @HBWorkersUnion]

Love our coffee? So do we! Love our workers? So do we! Love respect on the job? Support the #HeineBroUnion

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@joesonka His name is fucking Chad. That alone is a hard no.

[Lawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_]

Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday

[JCPS Satire @JCPS_PR]

Due to expected inclement weather that will likely cause massive power outages, JCPS will have NTI on Thursday, February 3, and students will be expected to participate from their heated homes using their Chromebooks and WiFi.

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@David_Feldman_ Mitch McConnell was born in Alabama. Rand Paul was born on a pool table in a Texan beer joint. Neither of KY’s senators are from KY.

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@soldierreader @GoGoGoing Been here my entire life, raised a family. I don’t even recognize it anymore.

[mads online @utahmads]

If you’re still musing about the value of trying to fight fascism with earnest conversations, I’m sorry but I don’t think you understand what fascism is

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@GoGoGoing I hate living here. Who tf thinks a quarantined person is on a vacation?

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@Jeopardy Bill Whitaker was the obvious choice.

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@WHAS11 Non union construction’s finest! What a shame people have to die to bring attention to the shoddy work of these contractors.

[Spectrum News 1 Kentucky @SpectrumNews1KY]

No-knock warrants are now banned in Lexington. The Lexington-Fayette Urban County Council Government voted 10-5 in favor of passing an ordinance that bans the use of no-knock warrants, @khyati_tv reports. https://t.co/GYI7zf0q5m

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@billburr Ol’ #BillyBackNine, trying to get into heaven? Go Unitarian.

[Caroline Haskins @car0linehaskins]

The scene at #BrooklynCenterMN as told in 2 panos:

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

#firefischer Greg has got to go. ⁦@usmayors⁩

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@CoachChrisMack @goodmanonfox This is the biggest fucking lie ever. You shave that shit off. Be honest, pervert. You don’t have alopecia.

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@Just_JLC Same. Post office kills people.

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@CoopLeModerne I fell for it. Almost did a second time. This culture is fucked.

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

I’m a mom AND a Marine.

[Local Celebrity @ValleyReport]

@realDonaldTrump What if it would’ve crashed into the crowd? The mere thought of that gives me a massive boner.