Valerie Sussman

Survivor, Thriver, Physician, Artist, and Writer

[Valerie Sussman @Valsussman]

@factpostnews @KowalchikJM Golden Guano

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@noturtlesoup17 “Gold Guano” is a thing?

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@jimstewartson Word salad dressed with bullshit

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@keithedwards Cheek implants from Trump’s butt

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@Super70sSports @ron_fournier Not to brag, but when I was about 10, my brother and I spotted Uncle Charley on “My 3 Sons” at the market.
We asked for an autograph and 2 weeks later we received a sign photograph.
We wrote nice “thank you” notes—and were each rewarded with one of these!

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@TomJChicago That tracks.

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@JoyceWhiteVance @lrozen @gtconway3d Before you know it, it will be a lovely shade of algae green.

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@DougWahl1 You can call me Al.
Al G.

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@marlene4719

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@Read_Meee No! Every pediatrician knows that drowning is a silent accident.
And tragic.
And in the case of a pool, usually preventable.

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@james_xond And a cow’s eyeball 😳

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@AdamKinzinger Those aren't raisins

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@jacquie_rn

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@NiohBerg Well, we know it’s not because his shoes are too small lol

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@OurShallowState Well, he’s got the “I” part down.

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@cwebbonline @realTuckFrumper This is the best of us.

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@chiky_handlr Loner Lump o’ Lard

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@VividProwess At least the rest of us aren't downwind.

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@NotHoodlum @mynamehear “Fun with Fungus”

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@TheMaineWonk @glastris In fairness, he did get a free pair of clown shoes