YOHOSWAGGYKINS 🇹🇹 🇨🇦 🗿🐀🍌

Ok and...?

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[The Landi Lodge @LandiLodge]

FF7 REVELATION

Revelation is the last book of the bible.

Do you know what the first book of the bible is called?

[j0nathan @xj0nathan]

Faut absolument que vous sachiez comment Ubisoft a traité cet homme (créateur de Assassin's Creed) comme une merde :

- en 2010 il commençait à dire qu'il voulait réduire la cadence avec les AC et que le fait d'annualiser la licence allait nuire à la qualité des jeux
- quelques mois après il est poussé vers la sortie et démissionne (sûrement harcelé par Ubisoft vous connaissez les méthodes 🥹)
- en 2011 il rejoint THQ qui fondent spécialement pour lui un sous studio et commence a bosser sur 1666 Amsterdam
- en 2013 Ubisoft rachète THQ et vire spécifiquement Patrice, et conservent par la même occasion tous les droits sur sa création 1666 Amsterdam
- en 2016, après 3 ans de bataille juridique acharnée, ils récupèrent les droits sur son jeu
- en 2026, 10 ans après, il nous présente enfin 1666 Amsterdam

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

“Gamers hate female characters!”

The best game in recent memory has three female leads btw and is about a mother/daughter relationship

[Rat @RatInControl]

taking my bath 🛁🐀💕

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[sapildo @sapildo]

A pessoa que desenhou isso anda por aí entre nos

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Should have swiped the other way. 😭

[alby @badlandsalby]

el romance NO está muerto

[bo baby (fae) @semeallele]

all the different ways people describe eren jaeger

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old

"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

Kei Urana (GACHIAKUTA) on the new 'WITCH HAT ATELIER' anime

"The anime for Witch Hat Atelier was so insanely good I was literally sitting there with my mouth hanging open.
So this is magic..."

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: trying to order food in Japan with limited Japanese.

Waiter: Welcome.

Me already nervous: One ramen please.

Waiter: Spicy okay?

Me: Yes.

easy, successful, i'm basically bilingual now.

then waiter asks another question, rapid Japanese.

absolutely no survivors mentally.

Me freezes.

my brain buffering like bad WiFi.🙆🤦

Waiter patiently repeats question.

still nothing.😂

panic rising.

so I do what any intelligent person would do, i give him a thumbs up.🤷

Waiter pauses, slowly nods, walks away.

Friend: You don't even know what he asked.

Me: Confidence communicates.

ten minutes later waiter returns carrying: extra spicy ramen, three boiled eggs, rice, tiny apron, and somehow a children's spoon.

Me: ......

Friend already crying laughing.😂🤣

Me: What did I agree to.🤦

Friend: I THINK he asked if you wanted the 'challenge set.

ramen so spicy my ancestors briefly contacted me spiritually.😂🤣

whole restaurant watching respectfully as I fought for my citizenship.

Old man nearby gave me thumbs up halfway through, same thumbs up that ruined my life.🤦😂

I couldn't even be mad.

[K @iiamkrshn]

Mutual destruction...

[redrum @griffisu]

imagine being a student in class in 1912 and some girl genuinely starts talking about having rights

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

ベランダで植物育てたら家になってたのまだ面白い

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

would anyone like to be the source of my ethical faps so that I don't have to use problematic media and/or content to get off