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Carlos! Bring me that Thai boy....

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Carlos, do make @LorenaTheMaker comfortable.

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*sips zima*

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@VampireBill It is. Hand spun by the illegitimate son of Mulan's third cousin. Twice removed.

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@VampireBill Good evening. Quite a dramatic exit you made, but at least we are finally rid of that Dawson's Creek henley.

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@VampireBill Welcome to the other side. Zima?

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@LorenaTheMaker For the same reason I couldn't keep Russell from singing Debbie Boone & wearing that ridiculous hat. Now STFU @VampireBill

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#YouNeedTrueBlood RT @LafayetteTB Ultimate #TrueBlood Trivia Guide http://t.co/fhMgbjTc #TBxmas

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@LorenaTheMaker Martha Stewart? Do you think these shoes would ever grace the urine-stained linoleum of a KMart?

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@TheMortalPoet It was my own fault. I requested a long, hard rod. I should have been more specific.

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@EricNorthman Bad touch. Bad Touch!... BIG WHEEL!

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At least I went out with a bang. RT @skarsgardnews http://twitpic.com/2d05f4

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Well damn.

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Now this is just embarrassing. RT @VampireBill *cries blood tears* SUUUKEH!

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@LorenaTheMaker Eternity called. They asked you to clear out your locker.

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@VampireBill Carlos? He is in the kitchen making my followers comfortable.

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*flips through dossier* Oh, this is good.

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@VampireBill Look, it's Kenny G! *grabs dossier. shoves in pants*

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@VampireBill An interesting claim coming from you. I believe you left this *holds up dossier* I didn't know Sookie had an uncle Ray-Ray.

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@QueenSophieAnne *throws Yatzee pad in fireplace* Oops.

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@QueenSophieAnne *sees your attempt to hide flamingo* Unless you are a drug mule, that is not an ideal hiding place.