Laszlo Cravensworth

The most handsome man in the whole village. Husband. Lover. Musician. Artist. Killer Vampire. { #WhatWeDoInTheShadowsRP #WWDITSRP } PARODY

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

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[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

// OMG I WANNA SEE THIS SO BAD

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@HisGoodLadyWife Y’all kicked me out and now it won’t let me join :(

My heart is broken.

Betrayed by my own wives.

Im gonna sulk now.

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

Wow I was ejected by my wives.

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@HisGoodLadyWife // bet

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@HisGoodLadyWife // love that 🖤

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@HisGoodLadyWife

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

Sitting elegantly beside her, the burly vampire reached over to pat the dramatic woman’s dainty, sexy knee. “There, there. She probably just ran away again.”

Pause.

“Should we check the supermarket store again? I think she had a thing for that skinny little Ken fellow.”

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

Huffing exasperatedly, the female vampire plops back onto the chaise lounge, her limbs sprawling out in all directions.

“I cannot find my darling dolly. I’ve looked /everywhere/. She’s gone.”

Ruby painted lips curl downwards into a pout.

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

Ah, the voice of his angel singing a lovely song~

“Something the matter, darling? You never do house chores. That’s what we have Gizmo for…”

C o n c e r n e d husband.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

She’s humming:

🎶 stroke, stroke, stroke your cock, hurry make it creeeeam 🎶

Whilst tidying up the fancy room a bit. Looking for 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐.

“Where the fuck did I put my dolly?”

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@CreamComplexion // it’s the best and I love it 🤣

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

BAT

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

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[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

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[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

// *EVIL LAUGHTER*

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//This didn’t age well 💀 here I am one Nadja and “vampire chick from the council” later…

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

Ohhh, lady-wife~~~~~~~~~

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

A little?

[꒷꒦ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚎 ꒦꒷ @WeSentRavens]

I’m a little bit of a kinky bitch 🤏🏻

[꒷꒦ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚎 ꒦꒷ @WeSentRavens]

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[🩸What We Do In The Shadows🦇 @WWDITS_BOT]

LASZLO: Since then, I’ve found out there’s an indie band also called Jackie Daytona, operating in Texas.

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@NadjaTheWicked @MsFrancineFine “Actually, dinner showed up all on her own and even brought you some-eh-cosmetic gifts or some such nonsense,” he replied. “Lucky night, I suppose!”

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@MsFrancineFine > “Ah! But where are my manners? Laszlo Cravenseorth, at your service,” he greeted with a gentlemanly bow. “Madam…?”

[Laszlo Cravensworth @VampireLaszlo]

@MsFrancineFine The vampire just stood there a moment, processing what the woman had just said. Realising she had no idea what 𝘩𝘦 meant, he just went along with it.

“Quite right…Anyway, I’ll have another way of putting a little colour in my cheeks~” Again with the fangy smile.

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