Lauren Van Ackeren

driver of the children. buyer of the gas. sourcer of the groceries. wielder of the punishments. glue of the household. used to be techy marketinger.

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Moon is out at the fight

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Either Netflix is giving him a 72% chance of winning or we ar buffering yet. Again.

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Netflix the only KO tonight #PaulTyson #netflix

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@Ask_Spectrum since they don’t wanna update us

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@chrislee_512 @WesternWS Did they ever help you? I will never buy another @westernws again. Customer service is basically "sorry not sorry. contact a partner in your area".

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@AmericanAir the 8am flight turned into a 1pm but they are on the tarmac. i will be in touch if they miss their new connection. #nervousMomma

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@AmericanAir #americanair I have two kids stuck in Colorado - one a minor with his teen sister and a mechanical failure has us wondering if they will be able to leave tonight. HELP!

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@UPS #UPS HELP! I overnighted meds to my kid in Colorado TWO DAYS AGO at 8:30 am and they are still in texas. 1Z1T57KF2400164229

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@Bunnyishish Seek and you shall find!
It’s a crazy resemblance !

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Am the only one who can’t stop thinking that Courtney Kube is Cheri Oteri from SNL?! It’s throwing me off as I try to listen to an awesome journalist! #MSNBC

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@ATTSportsNetSW Is the broadcast saved anywhere? Or the interviews at the end?

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@Brendaepperson @ChrissieEvert @usopen Cringiest moment of the day

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@Reading8Rainbow Yes! That was so tacky! Love cliff…. Can’t say the same for chrissie…

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#usopen poor form and tacky calling out Cliffy @ChrissieEvert

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@Morning_Joe who did the makeup this morning? Rev and Willie look like they were painted!

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@TAPPSsoccer @lynee_cross its not

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@TAPPSsoccer Great to read about but would be better to watch. can you guys get the feed back please.

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@TAPPSbiz can someone please get the soccer feed back or issue a refund. Ridiculous.

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@TAPPSsoccer Feed isn't working.....

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@coachatte @Chrisbrister5 @freelap I felt like I was watching a strake Jesuit track meet circa 2019. Matthew Boling replica.

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@CrumblCookies I will! But do wish there was a chilled sugar cookie weekly without almond frosting. Plain buttercream would appease the masses!