Van Full of Candy

Disclaimer: VFoC only encourages you to climb aboard metaphorical vans for the sole purpose of humorous content. Real vans will certainly molest you!!

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Did you somehow miss our amazing Christmas spectacular, despite our near constant reminders over the holiday weekend?

Well fret NOT! Every day can be Christmas when you check out the Van Full of Candy Christmas Special on YouTube!

https://t.co/OfP7aNhkib

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Don't miss your second chance to hear why you even got to HAVE a Christmas this year!

It's the Van Full of Candy Show Christmas Special! Starting tonight at 7:20pm on KUTZ 103.1 FM and @kutzfm.org!

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

7:20! Mackey says 7:20 now!

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Get all comfy cozy everybody, IT'S TIME!

The Van Full of Candy Christmas Special is only an hour away! Or 25 hours away! Depending on when you wanna catch it! Tonight, Christmas Eve and tomorrow Christmas Day, both at 7:30pm and on either KUTZ 103.1 FM or @kutzfm.org

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Merry Christmas eve, you sweet little Gum Drops!
While you're waiting patiently for the Van Full of Candy Christmas special to air tonight and tomorrow here's a little present to tide you over!

Our new Christmas Commercials, just uploaded to @SoundCloud!

https://t.co/CapChqj5yx

[Jesse Jones @JessePJones]

Uh-oh! Must be time for the @vanfullofcandy Show ! Catch this week's live recording RIGHT NOW for air on @kutzfm in your Thursday morning commute, 8-10am and your Friday afternoon commute from 4-6pm!

Join us on @stabcomedy TV!

https://t.co/51vWhvuf7z

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

In case you missed it, or you just need to feel that shudder down your spine one more time, here is The Scariest Story Ever Told from the Van Full of Candy 2023 Halloween Special!

https://t.co/mY1Ji64qA5

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Already tuned into the @kutzfm Halloween Marathon? You should be! And if you already are, tune in EVEN HARDER from 4-7pm this afternoon/evening for a very special Van Full of Candy Halloween Special!

Music, games, fun and the Scariest Story Ever Told!

https://t.co/EeuplxkxX4

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Alright look @Audacy & @Sacs98ROCK, we understand it's difficult to tell just by @JessePJones' resume that we should be your new Afternoon Drive show. Fortunately, we're returning to the air this afternoon so you can hear our living application on https://t.co/dX4WQxM9Qx at noon!

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

So, as we understand it, the good folk at @Audacy still need some drive time talent for @Sacs98ROCK. And we'd like to continue to offer our services!

@JessePJones already put his app in, but here's some tastes of us!

https://t.co/KeSe40Ss8N

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Hey @Audacy and @Sacs98ROCK! We couldn't help but overhear that you've got an opening in afternoon drive (partly because @JessePJones already applied for it [scoop him up fast, he's good])!

The Van Full of Candy Show is ready to fill your content void!

https://t.co/4EtF7kzkfk

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Our beloved home, @stabcomedy is raising money to make them even more beloved by people who want to drink outside and or not be sweating like lunatics while INSIDE. Every little bit helps!

[STAB! Comedy Theater @stabcomedy]

Got a couple bucks you don't need? Wanna give it to someone who DOES need it? Want to help people perform more, drink outside and be cooler INSIDE? Well then it SOUNDS like you want to donate to our Phase 1 Expansion and Renovation @gofundme Fundraiser!

https://t.co/JbMqDN8tq9

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

@ComedyHubLive @comedystreamers YESTERDAY when I made the thing it said 6. Guh. We'll figure it out.

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

@ComedyHubLive @comedystreamers Maybe it just listed the wrong time zone when I looked. But that's how it read to me. We'll dial it in!

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

What they said!

[STAB! Comedy Theater @stabcomedy]

Join us for the live recording of the @VanFullOfCandy show in a couple hours, then stick around for @JessePJones Inside The Box! It's our main Weekly Streaming Day! So many hours to spend with STAB!

[STAB! Comedy Theater @stabcomedy]

What the heck even is going on at STAB! this week?! THESE THINGS!

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Our PHYSICAL home, @stabcomedy is having a fundraiser to grow and renovate. Anything you'd be willing to throw their way would be super appreciated!

[STAB! Comedy Theater @stabcomedy]

We're celebrating our 5th Birthday with expansion and renovation plans and YOU can help with YOUR present to US! Wouldn't that be super neat? We think so! If you want to donate to the STAB! Birthday Fund, head on over to @gofundme and drop us some times!

https://t.co/v4Mo20AQxM

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

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[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

New Episode of The Van Full of Candy Show! https://t.co/gKUsxI1XNb

[Van Full of Candy @VanFullOfCandy]

Good afternoon again @KatieWakeUpCall,
@GavinWakeUpCall, @LikeABossKevin
and @end1065. We are following up our previous message to inform you of our resounding victory in this aforementioned feud. Thank you for your time. Best of luck in your future endeavors.