Disturbia was an all-time summer sleepover classic back in the day when summers actually meant something instead of nonstop, endless work. I really don’t know what to tell you other than you kinda sorta just had to be there, man. The nostalgia is so incredibly strong.
If you’re ever wondering if there’s an idiot out there who sees the Facebook and Instagram ads and gets sucked into buying the stuff, the answer is yes. It’s me, I’m the idiot
One time me and Phil thought this was a good idea to try in my house with one of those mini wooden bats and a nerf bazooka, and he let go on a swing and threw it through the living room wall. Huge hole. It was the earliest known occurrence of “spill wilt”
It’s a hot summer day in August, 2008. You’re hype because you and your friends are going to see Pineapple Express. It’s an instant classic. After, you all go home and rip cod 4 and Gears of War till 3 am. Life is simple. Life is good.