D'Aggravated Boyfriend 🇳🇬

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That boy your mum warned you about

[D'Aggravated Boyfriend 🇳🇬 @VantagePee]

COD 1

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I've always been the 'on my own' type, don't get me wrong here, I'm not lonely but I always prefer my alone time than chilling or hanging out with people, be it friends or neighbours. Families are inevitable.

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[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How many white people are in Senegal’s national football team?

[𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀  @Oyinlola_cfc]

No one loves PSG as a child, you pathetic liar!!!

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

you people won’t believe he was arrested by the DSS.

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷 @NurseLekan]

Yowaaaaaa

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

Breaking: Your smart TV takes a screenshot of your screen twice every second and sells what it sees.

It is called ACR, and it has been running since you set the TV up.

Texas already sued over it. Here is how to turn it off in under 2 minutes:

[Rob Testas @R_Testas]

Sólo UN JUGADOR en las top-20 ligas del mundo trabaja menos sin balón que el Dictador.

Es la estadística más increíble que vi en mucho tiempo.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

In case you don’t know what’s happening, quick summary.

Embolo has not been allowed to travel to the US, not because of a “visa”, he holds a Swiss passport and does not need a traditional visa for short stays (up to 90 days) in the US. Switzerland is under the Visa Waiver Program (VWP).

Instead, a Swiss citizen must obtain ESTA (Electronic System for Travel Authorization) approval online before travel. Think of ESTA as basic checks, that can also involve security checks, and this is where the problem is.

Embolo was in a fight with some guys in Basel in 2018, he was convicted of making multiple threats and fined over €100k.

It gets funny, Embolo has actually traveled to the US last year for a friendly against US National Team in June, however, when he came, he already had an appeal ongoing, and that was in court, so I guess that’s why his ESTA was approved, because there was a chance that the Appeal court could overturn the judgement.

The difference now is that the Appeal Court has thrown out his appeal and maintained the judgement he was given initially. They did this in September, last year.

His judgement was in April this year. This means that he has a criminal record. So think of it as USA doing extra checks for a criminal. That’s simply what’s happening.

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

Good morning everyone, his killer Kelvin Ezeigbe Oniarah was sentenced in 2013.

President Tinubu granted him clemency last year 2025, and he is set to be released this year.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[Ayoooooo @blvcksnow_]

How about we celebrate the Nations league winners without disrespecting the Euro champions?

[Pdee @iam_pdee]

Looking at the distance you can tell he is not allowed there. Sad

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

I pray when your son wants to get married, his mother will be dead🙏

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I find it deeply offensive when people compare Arsenal to terrorists.

Terrorists actually attack.

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Tuchel, Ancelotti y Luis Enrique ganaron 5 de las últimas 6 ediciones de champions

En ese mismo periodo todos entrenaron a Kylian Mbappe y el nunca la ganó

[Bryzelo @Bryzelo]

When Steph Curry notices a dead bounce he’s the goat, but when the Senegalese players notice a dead bounce it’s “they’re used to dirt not grass” …

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

This is not correct @FabrizioRomano.

The most decorated African player in history is Hossam Ashour of Egypt.

He won 39 trophies:
CAF Champions League x6
Egyptian Premier League x13
Egypt Cup x4
Egyptian Super Cup x10
CAF Super Cup x5
CAF Confederation Cup x1

Muhammad Abou Trika also won 29 trophies.

Achraf Hakimi is the most decorated African footballer in European football history.

There is a difference. Please make the correction @FabrizioRomano

[❗️ @Drealad0nis]

Three weeks ago, my 23-year-old neighbor was kidnapped on her way to Kontagora in Niger State.
While in captivity, the bandits repeatedly raped her taking turns sleeping with her night after night. Still, they kept bargaining with her father over the phone, demanding ransom even as they violated her.

Her father fought with everything he had. He hustled day and night, borrowed from everyone, took loans, sold whatever he could determined to bring his daughter home.
When he finally gathered the full amount, he called the bandits and begged them, ‘Please, give the phone to my daughter. Let me speak to her. I want her to know I’m coming for her.’
They gave her the phone.
In a broken, traumatized voice, she told her father: ‘Dad, do not suffer yourself looking for the money. They have been sleeping with me. I’m traumatized. I can’t forgive myself. Even if I’m released, I’ll kill myself. Don’t bother paying the ransom.’
Those were the last words she ever spoke to him.
While her father was still holding the phone, he heard the gunshot. He heard his daughter being killed. Moments later, the bandits sent pictures of her remains to him, a final act of cruelty.
A 23-year-old girl. My neighbor. Someone’s daughter, someone’s sister, someone’s friend gone in the most horrific way possible.
This is not just one story. This is the nightmare too many families are living in Niger State and across Nigeria. Young women snatched on the roads, violated, used as bargaining chips, and discarded like nothing.
Living in Nigeria has become truly scary. You wake up, you step out, and you don’t know if you or your loved ones will return home. The fear is constant. The pain is constant. And too often, justice never comes.

Rest in peace to my neighbor.

[Yomi Kazeem @TheYomiKazeem]

This stat is making the rounds but missing the obvious, key context:

Wenger was one man down and was forced to play like this.

Arteta CHOSE to play like this with his full team.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The bullet he’s referring to, because the nigga moves like a drunkard.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

It’s cuz men remember da best thing about you and women remember da worst thing about you. You be like damn she did stab me but she could cook like a mf. Women brain can erase 100 good things from 1 bad thing you did.