Justin Vapor 🇹🇼

took a massive l in china, still building. decoding biz, ai & macro via life & memes. firm on sovereign taiwan 🇹🇼. 3 cats own me. drop a reply.

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

yo squad, Justin Vapor (yeah, it’s me😝) crawling back from the dead (or at least from a massive lazy cancer + flu apocalypse) 😂

took that fat L in china, but still stubbornly building on sovereign taiwan soil 🇹🇼 — entrepreneurial soul fully reignited 🔥

my taiwan startup (free shareholder souvenir proxy pickup) is hitting peak season soon, so expect real daily life drops: the hustle, cat overlord chaos (yes 3 furballs still own me), biz logic decodes, ai & macro takes through memes & everyday madness.

stay tuned, drop a reply if you’re in the decoding crew, blue checks get priority follow-back 👀

let’s make this timeline less chaotic together

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@Arieslv84 @YiXia90314 你不懂民主國家怎麼運作的不怪你，看到自己智能理解外的事物多看多聽少發表評論，不然只會顯得你貽笑大方

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@Web3_Jarin 👋 hi i need followers 🥹

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

also got laundry pods and ziplock bags. they treat retail investors like college kids who can't take care of themselves. honestly, monetizing this chaos is a fun startup game. anyone else building weird arbitrage businesses? drop your links.

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

taiwanese public companies give the weirdest but most practical shareholder gifts. got a nail clipper set from a steel company today. it says "steel with you". terrible pun but i respect it.

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

running a shareholder souvenir pickup business in taiwan means your living room slowly turns into the inventory screen of the weirdest RPG ever made.
today’s loot:
🌸 cherry blossom soap
🐢 turtle vitality supplements
i don’t even question it anymore.
i just keep grinding side quests for the shareholders.

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@Rayn_khaan hi 👋 based in taiwan. building my biz, tracking ai/markets, and surviving 3 cats. might share some local taiwan vibes occasionally. glad to be here

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

1 share in taiwan = random free stuff

today: genovate pill box
worth ~$10
stock ~$0.9

is this a thing where you live or just a taiwan thing?

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

just downloaded x chat

so now dm
but with positioning

and somehow this is the one that kills whatsapp

right

no phone number tho
that part actually makes sense

privacy’s been over for a while
we’re just switching owners at this point

#xchat #tech #privacy #elonmusk

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

2/2
forget the turing test
the real benchmark is:
can an ai sit through a 2-hour zoom call and summarize it
without hallucinating that the ceo promised raises
what’s the most useless thing your ai did this week
drop it below — i know i’m not alone
also feel free to lurk my profile for more tech reality checks. i follow back if you pass the vibe check.
#techtwitter #aihallucinations

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

1/2
everyone’s worried about agi taking our jobs
i just want an ai that can unsubscribe me from promo emails without going on a side quest about consumerism
we wanted terminators
we got autocorrect with a superiority complex
@sama when do we get the useful stuff
#ai #agi #techbro

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

founder life is just accepting your leg will die so the cat can sleep. oni has claimed my thigh as her startup incubator. zero productivity tonight.
rt if you are also held hostage by a furry terrorist, or check my profile.
#catlife #founderproblems @x

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

Yo, Taiwanese celebs just turned Times Square into a straight-up 辦桌 party and I’m here for it 😂
Lan Cheng-lung hauling giant pots like a delivery dude, Sui Tang in the kitchen plating dishes like a pro, and when they couldn’t play music? They started doing firecracker sound effects with their mouths. Iconic.
Jia Yong-jie’s daughter An An even popped up as receptionist/translator. The whole crew got so emotional at the end they were crying… we did it, bro! 🇹🇼🍜
#TimesSquareBanquet #TaiwaneseTakeover #BanZuoVibes #NYCFeast

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@jackunheard sooooo cool🤩🤩🤩

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

2/2
you can build a massive ai to code for you, but you still can't stop oppo from knocking over my coffee. tech bros worry about skynet, i worry about my mug. drop a 🐾 if your pets own you. or rt to send help. visit my profile for more random thoughts.
#techbro #cats

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

1/2
everyone is panicking about ai taking our jobs, but honestly? my biggest threat is still my three cats. ona, oni, and oppo just scammed me into feeding them an hour early again. agi has nothing on feline mind control.
#catlife #ai #startuplife @sama

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@sonhooni 我有提供免費代領服務，全台免費配送，整年下來平均一天獲得一樣精美企業好禮😍
歡迎訊洽詢line: @zpr8325d

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@ch_arlie0114 我有提供免費代領服務，全台免費配送，整年下來平均一天獲得一樣精美企業好禮😍
歡迎訊洽詢line: @zpr8325d

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@azoPD 我有提供免費代領服務，全台免費配送，整年下來平均一天獲得一樣精美企業好禮😍
歡迎訊洽詢line: @zpr8325d

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

@tw111111111111 我有提供免費代領服務，全台免費配送，整年下來平均一天獲得一樣精美企業好禮😍
歡迎訊洽詢line: @zpr8325d

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

2/2
this is peak corporate comedy. a high tech firm acting like a stingy boomer handing out poverty rations. if you want to see more absurd survival updates from a guy trying to feed his feline overlords with biotech rice hit up my profile. what is the most insulting corporate gift you have ever received? #genomics #shareholdergift #taiwanstocks #freestockgift

[Justin Vapor 🇹🇼 @VaporJustin]

1/2
imagine being a massive genomics lab doing cutting edge biotech and your grand shareholder gift is a 300g bag of rice. seriously? this giant tech company cannot even provide enough carbs to feed me and my three cats for two meals. i guess they sequenced the budget down to the absolute microgram.