Vari Sauv blanc

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Full Stack dev, solidity

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@anushkag319 Jesus Christ!

[Gigabear🧸 @2170cell]

She asked my favorite position I said probably eth short

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@inversebrah If frog wants, hype will trade at $38. Never trade against wassiess

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@0xMerp @loraclexyz @inversebrah hype holders cooked?

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@x256xx Idk bro but u kinda start sounding like eth or sol people rn.

Wtf AUM under 1B under three sessions even tell you?

[∩ @zachpogrob]

If I don’t become a morning person again I am going to kill myself

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

Somebody said wintermute!!

[Wu Blockchain @WuBlockchain]

Suspected Grayscale-Linked Address Accumulates Over $10 Million in HYPE

According to Arkham, an address (0x61…4318) suspected to be linked toGrayscale has accumulated tens of millions of dollars worth of HYPE over the past week via exchanges or OTC desks including Wintermute, FalconX, Coinbase, and Flowdesk. The address currently holds 176,050 HYPE, valued at approximately $9.84 million, and has also transferred 149,100 HYPE, worth about $7.49 million, to the Hyperliquid System Address.

[Greg Mushen @gregmushen]

Been limiting my showers to 1 minute to save more water for the data centers.

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@linderps Golang is mad sexy imo

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

[Alex Recouso @recouso]

Poor people want rich country passports.

Rich people want poor country passports.

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

Half cash, half stock

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

You cannot even imagine how much Canada spends on changing boomer's diapers. It's staggering if someone looks into it. Demand this country has for personal support workers is crazy. Every intersection has atleast 2 care homes!!

[kache @yacineMTB]

Solving open general robot control research problems so your country stops flooding itself with immigrants to keep the boomers' diapers changed

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@thedefivillain Are you buying into MegaETH tge?

[curb @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@thedefivillain You are the best!!

[Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d]

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

The fact that he wrote the ticker is insane

[Vari Sauv blanc @Varidope]

@vaibhaw_vipul Extremely dumb take!!