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[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.

[diane arbys @shanhedonia]

everyone is conflating it with “stomp clap ho-hey” music but in reality Edward Sharpe were, by proximity in fanbase and music industry, closer to acts like Bon Iver and Fleet Foxes than The Lumineers or Of Monsters and Men

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

look, i'm not humorless so i can get behind jokes looking back on the hipster era just as much as the next girl who spent too much money at american apparel. But people have GOT to stop associating that scene with stomp clap lumineers shit. it's inaccurate!

[Intern @VarlockLH]

@lisco_2000 but you’re right

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Intern @VarlockLH]

@MichaelSFNR1 he looks so much better

[Ersatz @freezethesaint]

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

[Intern @VarlockLH]

@SaladSaiyan remembering his roots

[Raymond Rodriguez, MBA @raymondrdz10]

This looks like a debit card with no money on it

[Trevor Dame @TrevorDame]

Thanks to modern wrestling media, we know that pro wrestling is the only workplace in human history where people are constantly gossiping about how cool their co-workers are and how their employees are all doing great jobs.

[Intern @VarlockLH]

@DedicationHoops cps better be good in texas

[TidyWire🍿(Commissions Closed!) @TidyWire]

I almost kept scrolling. I'm so glad he showed up. I locked in.

[Intern @VarlockLH]

@queerbobdylan La De Da - Link Wray
Changing of the Guards - Mr. Bobby Dylan
Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
Nightlights 1 - Nana Grizol
Almost Grown - Chuck Berry

[C2quared @beachbumpablo]

The lucha mask +suit combo top 10 hardest fits in human history

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

There's an essay to be written about Donald Trump, Roman Reigns, and how in the 2020s masculinity has become about submitting to the biggest and most narcissistic bully of all
https://t.co/4K9iRonNeD

[Matt D - SC @MattD_SC]

What made Steve Austin special wasn’t what he did but how he did it. It was the way he hit the ropes, the way he threw himself at his opponent, how he always tried to get one extra shot in. It was never about spots or moves, but creating an overall effect.

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

Yeah but what if instead he did a Canadian destroyer and then grabbed at his neck and then did another Canadian destroyer

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

“God is not a man or a woman” is something that I thought was such a basic tenet of Christian theology that even little kids know it.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Tomorrow @pablofindsout

[Griffin Maxwell Brooks @GriffinMaxwellB]

I’m not one to defend straight people but also idk. Free the nipple. Some of y’all are puritans