Ryne Varney, PGA

Golf Pro. Syracuse alum 🍊. Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

A statement below from Grayson's parents, Eric and Terry Murray.

If you are experiencing a mental health crisis, please call the national suicide and crisis lifeline in the United States at 988 or visit their website at https://t.co/j0traBx8ia.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

Which is the greater accomplishment?

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

The weird golf stat nobody ever talks about is that Tiger won the final appearance that Jack made in all four Majors.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

If you’ve ever wondered why I am the way I am, this morning, on a morning I really wanted and needed to sleep, I was awakened by the smoke alarm going off in my hotel. You know, the hotel I’m staying in because my house recently caught on fire.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

I need to stop asking, “what else can go wrong?” I’m finding out and it’s gone from so bad it made a therapist cry, to so bad it’s laughable and you just accept there’s nothing you can do, to holy shit, you can’t even make that up.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

There really is something odd about having to stay in the same hotel room five days apart. Knowing somebody else was in the room over the last few days because the timer on the microwave was different.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

Bad enough that I barely slept last night, our dishwasher, which was professionally installed 3 months ago, caught on fire and was shooting out 5-6’ flames. Luckily I was in the kitchen and was able to put out the flames quickly. But if you’re wondering why I hate Fridays….

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

@robbydj13 I’m in the process of trying to find a new job. Applications are about 50% golf related and 50% something less stressful. I might be giving mine up soon too.

[MYGOLFSPY @MyGolfSpy]

EYE DOMINANCE 👁️

Are you R or L eye dominant?

Guerin Rife founder of @Evnroll putters goes deep on the topic.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

As of this morning, I have officially lost 100 lbs.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

It’s nice to know that the bracket I made for my dog, in which I chose teams based on how annoying their fan bases are, is currently tied at 24.1% correct with Rece Davis and Jay Bilas. Maybe we should be guest hosts of College Gameday next year.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

It’s really becoming more difficult to have hope for future generations when you realize how dumb most people are. I just got an email that I should book a tee time at a local course. It snowed last night.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

@JeffPeterson34 Sadly, the worst part was a few months ago, my Mom was back in Maine and we went to Amato’s. “Name for the order?” “Wayne.” “Why don’t you use your real name?”

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

Just a heads up to about 85% of the people who emailed me in the last week, but you would probably stand a better chance of getting a response if you spelled my first name correctly.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

I’m kind of starting to believe “The NFL is scripted” conspiracy, but not gonna lie, Slim Shady vs. Tay Tay would be hilarious.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

Joe Flacco would look great in Dolphins colors.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

@Top100Rick @SecretRetailPRO Sounds like my idea for flamethrower drones to enforce pace of play. They will play the theme song from “Jaws” while approaching slow players as a warning.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

@froelich42 @NoLayingUp I got one five straight years from the same Grandmother. I finally had to say something when she got it for me as an Easter gift too.

[Ryne Varney, PGA @VarneyGolf]

#FinsUp