Varun Agasti

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean but people always think I’m joking

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

The price of the OnePlus 8T 5G will be #OnePlus8T #OnePlus8T5G #GuessthePrice #6MillionTrakinTech @TrakinTech @OnePlus_IN https://t.co/nGqBGxueZy

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy
- poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara
-ghar ke andar behto toh naakara
#Twothingsthatnevermix

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

हेल्मेट,गर्लफ्रेंड, आणि बायको जो पर्यंत माणूस दोक्या वर ठेवतो तो पर्यंत तो सुकात जगतो.....
#wednesdaymorning

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साला जिंदगी भी सास-बहू की सीरियल जैसी हो गई है जहां रिश्ते जुड़ते कम टूटते ज्यादा है....!
@ektarkapoor
#TwoThingsThatNeverMix

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

Ghaluni hatat hat deuya chotu la sath karuya singlepanavar maat Tevhach duniya bolel...
Kya baat.. kya baat..Kya baat😂🤓
#thursdayvibes

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Bhagwan kre...! China na mai saare kidday khatam ho jaye!
#Locustsattack

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One single piece of paper cannot decide our future But......
On result day our parents can easily break ours चु*ड
#ComingSoon12thResults

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

Dard,pyaar,aur pimple kitne bhe chupalo sale dek he jate hai...!!!
#ThursdayThoughts

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

Exam me chutiya bana normal hai
Kyuki starting me he "EX" hai
#CetMockTest😑

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

साला जिन्दगी भी कश्मीर हो गयी हैं…खुबसूरत बहुत हैं पर लफड़े भी बहुत हैं.
#TwoThingsThatNeverMix

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

Life me opportunity kam
Chutiye zyada mil rahe hai...!!!
#RealityofLife

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

Applying makeup is the second most favourite hobby of girls....!!
Calling a boy "Bhaiya" remains the first!!
#Bhaiyajismile😂

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

#Metomyzindaji
Hey zindaji chalo aaj mazak karte he!!
#Zindaji : toh abh tak kya chal raha tha bsdke

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

Saying"We can still be friends" after a bad breakup is like saying "hey..!! dog is dead, but we can still keep it".

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

@SakshantD Thanks too!#QurantineLife 😂

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#Ronavirus
Listen to atif aslam and arijit Singh and you'll get "#ronavirus"

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

#Examsaashiqui
Remember one thing guys......
Girls will not help u to get lots of marks but marks can help u to get lots of girls
So......😂Love urs studies not girls
@VarunAgasti @SakshantD

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

#MotivationalQuotes
It's easy to stand with #CROWD but it takes courage to stand #ALONE

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

@KingdomOfPoetry @VarunAgasti

[Varun Agasti @Varun_4141]

#Chaiwalasings
Chai Wala Sings: Bholi Si Soorat. Aankhon Mein Masti Durr Khadi Sharmaye, Aye Haye.
Ladki Sings: Kaali Si Soorat Haath Mein Ketli Door Khada Chillaye. Chai Chai