JAM Vaughan

Hey diddle diddle, it's Jess & her fiddle (etc). Session musician, teacher, music nazi, & indie music pusher. Music: Love it, Live it. This is my real life.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

@llREADINGll Oh. Here & There. Kinda fell off for a bit. Lotta playing lately. Thank you. Happy Easter!

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

I need a shower and I have to learn some Patsy Cline for a show in Texas.

Sounds like a 2 birds, 1 stone scenario to me.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

A buttload is bigger than a sh*tload but smaller than a sh*tton, unless it's a metric sh*tton

Things drummers know, apparently.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

When my daughter was younger she wouldn't keep her finger out of her nose so we started calling her Wilson.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

"The only two things that make life worth living is guitars tuned good and firm feeling women." ~ Waylon Jennings

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

@TerryTheNimble He's not so bad really. It's when he gets into his weird phrasing.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Things would have been a lot different if George Strait would have at least thrown a Slayer tune in the mix here and there.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Drummer wants to know if I'm up for some manuel labor. I told him this is Arizona. I'm sure Manuel is already up and standing on the corner.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Who takes a perfectly good song done in D and changes it to B?? I should charge more for songs played in B. Hazard pay.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Instead of a note for why I wasn't at practice, I just gave all my cross-country gas receipts to the band's marketing manager.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

I bet it's an even longer way to the top if you wanna smooth jazz.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

If it wasn't for 12-bar blues, I might have had to actually do some work today.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

I'm just not going to practice today because the Mayans said band practice is cancelled tomorrow.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Yes, I'm practicing.

...and tweeting, and Kiking, and texting, and Facebooking, and drinking coffee, and watching TV...

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

The best part about my job is going to work in my pajamas. And by job I mean practice. And by work I mean living room.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Drummer sent a list of 54 new songs to my email with a note that said, "See ya Monday!" and now I'm trying to trade who I'm Secret Santa for

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

One time I broke a New World record. Dad was really pissed that I ruined his Dvorák collection.

Was that bad? Do I need to show myself out?

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Sext: Don't forget you have to go record tonight.

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Guys! I can't *practice when you blow up my phone with chart changes every 20 minutes!

*play PlayStation

#ThingsYouTellYourBandmates

[JAM Vaughan @VaughanJAMs]

Burned 478 cal listening to @TheDownrights @ericdrylewicz today. I may or may not have been running. https://t.co/Jp08bkdj Also on #spotify