Door King

All ideas on the internet come from me.

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@DaAngryOstrich You've heard of "glass pipe inevitability." Every well used one gets dropped.

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I had a mini-epiphany today: If you pay your credit card bill in full every month, you don't need a credit card. You could probably do just as well with a prepaid card.

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I took my friend Ryan to Frida's house. I told him as we stood in line if he felt the wall with the back of his hand he could feel her heart beat. He stood there a while: "Ya know Bruce, I believe I can," and I smiled and said, "that's your own heart beating, silly."

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The Dream worked whenthere were 150 million of us: It doesn't when there are 400 million. Same pie. Restoration begins with shortening the supply lines. There needs to be a quality board for anything shipped from overseas. Our landfills are coming back to us as cotton underwear

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@Danphillipsresi It's JuZuzBub churches you are fighting and they're about to take over. Wake up.

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Jesus was the price of peace.

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Jesus was the price of peace. Shit, that's almost religious. Now I could buy that.

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In the blink of an eye, 10 million Texans will be criminals again tomorrow. I'm getting tired of these Jesusphuques. How about you?

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Price of peace: that was right by accident.

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It does erode the old independence.

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Old age is hoping you are dead before you are blind.

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In the blink of an eye ten million Texans will be criminals tomorrow.

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A.I. bullet points:
rot doesn’t appear out of nowhere

poison needs a medium

corruption needs a host

manipulation needs a weakness

political contagion needs a culture ready to incubate it

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@MeidasTouch Sideshow: probably certain records required. Wait and see kids.

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@TheSkepticWiz Not a concept they can handle

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I had an acres left and an acres done meter in my head. “How many acres ya got left Bruce” “47.8," I'd say and Dad would give the other men that look. He played with my math abilities until he died. Just as he used my eyes when he couldn't see.

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Imagination is what keeps you alive. I believe about half the world lacks it to the point of not being able to imagine something bad happening and then it happens. Go figure.

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I've wanted to get a peek inside the head of a person who doesn't grow out of shooting prairie dogs. I have no moral position on it. Just like to know what's it's like in there.
a FB reply deleted. Not good to piss of PD hunters when you use real name.

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hearts can't be turned black unless they are brown in the first place.