VectorFootyTakes

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@PopBase Egypt sold me dreams they couldn't keep

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@Blue_Footy Give a carpenter a chalk, and he wouldn't know what to do with it. That's the case with Alonso! We need a major restructuring; that defence and midfield are so poor.

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We have been ball-watching a lot

Essugo was bypassed a lot. Not of Chelsea's standard

Palestra can't thrive in a RB but RWB
Gittens is improving his decision-making.

Tottenham is controlling the game so far

Pedro has been isolated just like last season

Palmer is playing a free role

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨 HT: Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham

Thoughts on that? #CFC

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Essugo needs a loan; they are bypassing him in that midfield. We are also ball-watching lot.

[Younes H-Hamou @youneshhamou_]

Is it just me or is anyone getting a Marcos Alonso vibe from Palestra? 🤔

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@FabrizioRomano Very poor with words! Rodri a top player??? Why not, "Any manager in the world wants Rodri because he is the best midfielder in the world." Make him feel highly valued.

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@elonmusk This is really alarming

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I am actually seeing a generational RWB. A player who will change that position just like Neuer changed the GK position.

[IP @IsolatedPlay_]

Genuinely baffled as to the polarization of this performance.

He showed us a glimpse of what he’s about, makes threatening runs in behind through the channels or out wide, strong ball-carrier, good relational dynamic with Estevao, has good temperament to his actions, dribble/pass two-footed…

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Is everything okay at home? Is he having a great time with his wife? The World Cup was just over a week ago. This is the time to be spent with your family and not fucking play football...

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: 1,5 week after losing the World Cup Final, Lionel Messi is back in training with Inter Miami!

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Leaving Joao Pedro for Igor Thiago is a sackable offence.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

First hat-trick in the new kit. 👊🔵

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@roqueXI This is really funny man

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It is more touching than Mason Mount's farewell

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

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@InvertTheWing No. This got me laughing and tripping hard🤣🤣🤣

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@FabrizioRomano @youneshhamou_ you said an agreement is in place with Chelsea

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🚨 BREAKING: There is an agreement in place between Chelsea and John Stones following a direct phone call between Xabi Alonso and the player.

- @youneshhamou_

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A more interesting battle than the World Cup final:

Fabrizio Romano vs David Ornstein vs Florian Plettenberg over starboy Yan Diomande, the transfer saga causing tension between PSG and Real Madrid.

By tomorrow, we may finally know who the GOAT of football journalism really is.

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@youneshhamou_ I don't think any Chelsea content creator would be bigger than Younes! Why argue with someone like Younes?

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@youneshhamou_ We are doing a major reshuffle. Austin is to replace the Brentford set-piece coach we hired! Stewart and Paul are about to be relegated.

It is safe to say my club is back!

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@Blue_Footy Top 3? We are going for the league man!

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10 of the worst rebrands in history:

Twitter → X
Royal Mail → Consignia
HBO Max → Max
Coca-Cola → New Coke
Weight Watchers → WW
RadioShack → The Shack
Facebook → Meta
PwC Consulting → Monday
Gap’s 2010 logo
Tropicana’s 2009 packaging

Which was the worst?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.

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Maxence Lacroix to Chelsea. Here we go.

Most fans know he is quick and aggressive.

But the real reason this signing makes sense is the role he played at Crystal Palace.

Lacroix was the defender trusted to protect the whole back line.

Here is what he could bring to Chelsea. 🧵

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@_Lensherr @VdykCFC Exactly