Mark 🐀

Irish import in Manchester. Communist Scumbag Feminist Goblin. They/them.

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

It is said if you speak to seven strangers the name of the seventh Spice Girl, MƏĽ Đ, the Eldritch Spice, that she will appear at the foot of your bed seven minutes before dawn to grant a wish. Beware, for the wishes she grants are cursèd, and guaranteed to spice up your life.

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

@deathbybadger Don't threaten me with a good time etc

[Corvids Daily @DailyCorvids]

Please let me in, I am very neurotypical and can be trusted with shiny objects, you just gotta let me in

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

@Sarklor Sometimes there are advantages to being so derpy you don't even notice how awful everything is.

[John Wiswell @Wiswell]

"Queer" is a great alternative to LGBT+. It's quicker to say. It doesn't relegate any identity to the other side of the plus sign. It invites all queer folks to be equal. It's cool being queer.

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

In Mambo No. 5, Lou Bega calls for the trumpet, i.e. the horn that will signal Judgement Day. He lists off names of angelic figures (Monica, Sandra, Rita et al.) We must conclude that the preceding mambos were the mambos of War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. In this essay, I will

[Shiri Eisner 💖💜💙 @ShiriEisner]

We need to talk about how bisexuality in itself is considered "queerbaiting" because it isn't perceived as queer

[crumb dumpster @CraftBeardMI]

Last night @ToucheChicago asked folks not to record during the act they’d hired to celebrate their 45th anniversary, however, shortly after Jerry Halliday was introduced with his featured puppet, Sista Girl, I got my camera out.

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

I’m about to ruin this asteroid’s whole career

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

@deathbybadger I absolutely want to play some of this kind of nonsense.

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

when someone makes a joke about hating their spouse

[Jay Bauman @JayBauman1]

Stan Lee was exploited for the last few years of his life and now he can’t even rest in piece. Fuck. Off.

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

1. So today I want to write a thread I've been nervous to write.

In January and February, according to CDC data, 42% of ppl who died of Covid were vaccinated.

It's possible that in the near future, a MAJORITY of people dying of Covid may be vaccinated.

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

@FoxSimee Jesus 😍

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

@upupdowndown Jesus you're cute tho

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

@CapnTrellyBelly God you're so pretty 😭

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

Some say when a seer makes a prediction, their interpretation shouldn't be given special weight over others hearing it.

This is known as death of the augur.

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

No, don't move that! That's a load-bearing breeding kink!

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

Coconuts by Kim Petras but it's the cabbage merchant from Avatar: The Last Airbender send tweet

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

He died the way that he loved to live: loudly screaming at a mafioso that there ain't no party like an S Club party.

[Mark 🐀 @VectorPup]

@scruffbutt 😍