The Detroit Hipster

I'm not a hipster. Check out my band: Larry The Cable Guy's Cable Guy.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Can’t ever imagine Bernie Smilovitz shitposting the city of Detroit for getting a $45 parking ticket, and then tacitly placing blame on the business. Also, wipe your soup cup if you’re going to share online, ding dong.

WDIV ‘til we die.

[Ryan Ermanni @ErmanniMedia]

Thank you to the city of Detroit for $45 love letter on my windshield. Ran in for 4 minutes to get some soup. We’ve talked about it on the show before but I’m not sure there is a greater deterrent to local businesses than handing out parking tickets on the street 🤷🏻‍♂️

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

I fuckin love craft cocktails

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Sorry guys, but I'll take Langston Hughes over Prince any day.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

I utterly detest corporations but I do wish there was a Wal-Mart store that just sold vegan stuff.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Still TBD, but we'll keep all the LTCGCG fans apprised of any new news.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

It's looking like Larry The Cable Guy's Cable Guy may reunite for the grand opening of a gluten-free muffin stand outside Will Leather.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

I haven't heard the new @kanyewest album yet but I still hate it.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Srry cam girl, but I can't get off to your webcam feed if u have Red Hot Chili Peppers playing in the background. Play sum Fugazi or sumthin

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Are there any other kind? #lol https://t.co/QeoehQ7vdu

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

@StephenMolldrem @gaycyborg K LOL

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

@StephenMolldrem @gaycyborg Very eloquent in its brevity!

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Tonight is #NoelNight in Midtown, which is the one time of year white people can bring their children down to #Detroit and feel safe.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Saw my boy @Charlieleduff in a black SUV staked out downtown on the corner of Congress & Griswold. Hope he has another riveting story!

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

WILL LEATHER GOODS HUSTLES HARDER

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

My costume this year for Halloween is going to be Slutty Bernie Sanders. #DemDebate

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Tonight I'll be having drinks at the Dan Aykroyd bar.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

Great news, people of Detroit: Larry The Cable Guy's Cable Guy is reuniting to cover Ryan Adams' cover of Taylor Swift's 1989.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

DETROIT VS. ISIS

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

I'm looking for a highly motivated pansexual feminist to hire as my new Burning Man butler. Gender is irrelevant. Serious applicants only.

[The Detroit Hipster @VeganFixedGear]

OLD DETROIT VS. NEW DETROIT