Jason Martin

Married.
Marathon Runner.
Liverpool Fan.
Socialist.
Brexit Shit Show.
Fuck the Tories.
Fuck Reform.
Fuck Farage.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Sun is dying, help it on its way.

Don't buy it, don't read it. Tell everyone you know to do the same.

If they do buy it tell them its a load of lies, don't spread any rumors they create.

Kill it.

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

Shame 🫠🔔🔚

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been left OUT of the World Cup by Thomas Tuchel.

“I am SHOCKED”. ⚠️

“I was confident I could have played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had”.

“I’ve been left gutted by the decision. I wish the players all the best”, told @talksport @JacobsBen.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been left OUT of the World Cup by Thomas Tuchel.

“I am SHOCKED”. ⚠️

“I was confident I could have played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had”.

“I’ve been left gutted by the decision. I wish the players all the best”, told @talksport @JacobsBen.

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@prodnose Respect you Danny but we'll have to agree to disagree. L&M put everything into this, and they were loving performing together. Going back to what they did best. And shackles were off. Outstanding

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@henrywinter Oh fuck off

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@davidlynchlfc Oh fuck off

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@JamesPearceLFC Oh well

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@JamesPearceLFC Apart from the valid goal

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@TelegraphDucker Oh fuck off

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@DominicKing_DM Oh fuck off

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

@henrywinter Oh fuck off

[Vix @lillai23_]

Fuck off. Where’s our money

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

BREAKING NEWS
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.

#NobelPrize

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

There's taking the piss. And then ....

[Lady Michelle Mone @MichelleMone]

Thank you so much for all your kind birthday wishes. I genuinely mean that.
I was truly taken aback by the thousands of positive, caring messages I received across my social media platforms. Each one meant more than you’ll ever know. 
Most days, I wake up and struggle to find the strength to face yet another round of government-led (“spin doctor”) lies being printed by elements of the UK press. I don’t blame journalists for doing their jobs, but I do ask that they please start getting their facts right and add some balance to their articles. 
Yesterday I had a lovely birthday with my husband and our three gorgeous cocker spaniels, Rocky, Rusty, and Rory. Doug even convinced me to get dressed up, as he was taking me out for dinner. So, I got glammed up, put a smile on my face and had a fantastic night out. 
I woke up this morning filled with gratitude, renewed strength, and a fierce determination to keep fighting for the truth to come to light.
Life is too short to let lies and negativity win. Thank you all for reminding me of that.
Lots of love,
Michelle 💖

[Jason Martin @VegeSausage]

Should we also spare a thought for Brentord and Wolves

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

A game that resembled trench warfare and a second goalless draw in three games for Newcastle United. I don’t know where things go from here for Alexander Isak but if he doesn’t get his move to Liverpool his refusal to play will never be forgotten. Some will never forgive.

He is still confident he will get that move. Two days left for it to happen or it’s going to be very awkward indeed for the Swede #nufc

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

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[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

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[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Always a Red. Always a Champion. Always our Number 20 ❤️