Hungry Hungry Himbo

this is not a shibari account...I didn't learn to tie my shoes properly until I was 23

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

"May it please the court", not the pleasure dom coded lingo!

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

Lawyering a freaky ass profession. What you mean you work at a "firm"?

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

"Loathe on the Spectrum" would probably also be fire...

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

Bringing my college transcripts to the speed dating event...

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

It's called the big apple cuz if you have an Android phone in Manhattan a group of white women in identical leather jackets will beat the shit out of you

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

Non-zero chance we get to see Amanda Seyfried do Black face in the Joni Mitchell biopic

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

A broke bigot, call that serf and terf

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

@PayoloMoney If you can't keep shorty, you can always just read Get Shorty

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

The sex was so good it got me re-reading Gloria Anzaldua (with a mf highlighter)

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

Studying foundational CBT and AEDP textbooks so that I can trick my therapist into letting me make unhealthy decisions...

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

Unlikely that she also signed up, cuz none of the signatures on the sheet look like baddie handwriting...

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

Baddie in my building just saw me putting my name down on the roach exterminator sheet...

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

My wife aint at the afters (but I am)

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

She let me hit because I cried a sincere tear on the first date

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

My music taste too good, I won't survive another breakup

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

The normies are getting on Feeld and the freaks are getting on creatine

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

I'm a performative male, but it's an indie performance that won't be fully appreciated for years...

[Hungry Hungry Himbo @VelcroShibari]

Who up pulling artlessly with fool command?

[Geoff Wilt @geoffwilt]

John Prine’s “There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing, I suppose” is one of the hardest couplets ever written