Christopher Colomboclaat

These are either book talks or open mic snippets

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@morethan2beers

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Spotted: Peckerwood spots Woodpecker

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fellas. plz teach the young men about wearing a tank top under the tshirts. please.

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Went Jehovah’s Witness, said I signed to The Roc

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Loudly proclaiming “I hope I brought enough cable for this” in a situation that requires, ideally, no cable

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The only reason I don’t have a “RIP Grant Imahara” tattoo is that I don’t have any tattoos if we’re being real

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@rizthebizniz Whimsy on the red line is kind of like seeing a rare bird

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The smoke detector beep next door sounds like it’s in my bedroom so I can only assume these dudes are medium-dosing abu ghraib over there Jesus Christ

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@primordials0und Bang the shit out of my knees mostly, I imagine

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Bought this new beard oil that smells distractingly like bacon and I can’t help but fear I have inadvertently made a manosphere purchase

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@primordials0und Unreal mustache geometry honestly

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Including “Commando Friday” as a line item in the EOD report until I’m sure somebody actually reads it

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My politics on body autonomy honestly look more favorably on legalizing cocaine and smack than unregulated 1,200cal coffee drinks

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Airports will make you an hour late and then fuck around and make you wait an hour anyway. I had time for McNuggets and a cigarette, you niggas so unserious

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@JasonKPargin Any bar in which you can imagine an off-duty cop casually dropping N-bombs, you’ll hear it in purest form

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@VelcroShibari Literally just finished it lmfao

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Im gonna amend my previous statement. Everyone is ATLA is SO black it is hard to unsee and 20 years later it feels like microdosing watching The Boondocks for the first time.

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Appa from ATLA is a black dude who hasn’t had a day off in ages, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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White girls drinking heem now??