The Velvet Lettuce

curator of food and stuffed animals. recent roller skater

[NewsThump @newsthump]

"I invented the Internet"
"No you didn't"
"I can see through brick walls"
"No you can't"
"I own fourteen dinosaurs, all alive"
"Please stop"

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

HOW, in the light of everything that has happened, can you vote to freeze the pay of firefighters and nurses and...HELP MY BLOOD IS BOILING

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

I'm standing up against the big energy giants and their rip-off prices, will you? https://t.co/uv1mMl3xoo

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

I've signed the petition calling on Jeremy Hunt to publish secret #NHS plans. Will you add your name? https://t.co/fN0Giv05YQ

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

I've signed the petition calling on Jeremy Hunt to publish secret #NHS plans. Will you add your name? https://t.co/EaGCDrkYto

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

Hard Brexit means losing 40,000 nurses but Theresa May doesn’t want you to find out: https://t.co/FZTEr58Qs1 #GeneralElection17

[Suzi Perry @suziperry]

Important contacts #manchesterattack

[Your Favorite Arkie @YourFavArkie]

Please retweet this. Children can't find their parents and parents can't find their children over there #Manchester

[sharky @ohnosharky]

Just registered to vote after watching this 😂 https://t.co/2lvWl2wGpo

[Claudia Winkleman @ClaudiaWinkle]

The #GlobalGoals can end poverty, inequality & climate change - but only if we can tell everyone... https://t.co/wZQchvDmj2 Please please RT

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#recap A rather marvellous letter in The Guardian

https://t.co/B7oa6qmnMH

[Barfields Butchers @BarfieldButcher]

Plz RT! We are Sussex Butcher of the Year finalist in the @sxfoodawards #VoteBarfields #Brighton & #Hove! Vote here https://t.co/QT6YZ8wVT4

[GAZ @E8er]

https://t.co/e1blprtE7x

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

@Treaclebakes you've seen mine!

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

@HayesThompson literally have chuckled for 5 mins. You SO funny

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

@thedowlingpoole Betty has just segued between Ave Maria into Rebecca Receiving rather beautifully. LOVE the new album

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

@eatsurrey totally loved your photo. Let me know when you come to review Brighton restaurants. So lovely to meet you

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

Thanks to the wonderful @RRFoodStyle & Jill Mead for a great food styling course today. Look what I did!

[The Velvet Lettuce @VelvetLettuce]

My latest creation. Thank you Sarah @CuriousInfo. Next - birds. #ilovetaxidermy