Gordon

Hibernating, UFN

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

Sleeping. Please do not disturb.

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@Nuttyswede2 Well what can I say, very appropriate!! 😂
OMG should I change again? 😖

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@Ancestweets @GregPoehler Two words: Reagan. Ronald. 😳 😂

[Ian Power @IHPower]

[job interview]

"You list 'straight-talking' as a quality on your CV. Would you care to elaborate?"

"No, it's fucking obvious!"

[Charlie M @Charlie628]

Well this isn't terrifying at all while I'm trying to eat.

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@Nuttyswede2 You should've had a third - Maja, Märta and Metallica has a lovely ring to it 😂

[Dan @ehdannyboy]

[answers phone during job interview]

Sorry, I can't talk, I'm driving [turns head quickly to face interviewer] MY CAREER INTO POLE POSITION

[Flamprider. @TheFlamprider]

Every typo I've ever done was deliberate.
Who's the twat now acehole!

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@GinjaNinjaSarah I know- makes zero sense.

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@GinjaNinjaSarah Is that why Scotland's a nation of warm, edgy, golden age of cinema lovers?

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@Choots_ At least she has confidence in your abilities. My mum didn't even trust me to connect a washing machine.

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

For all those disappointed souls who never received a reply from Dear Deirdre; maybe you should have written to Deidre instead?
#justsayin

[Ben @0point5twins]

Dear Deirdre,

I found an S&M magazine in my teenage Son's room, what should I do?

Susan

--------

Dear Susan,

Well, spanking him is out.

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@RuthePhoenix Still no word yet,i can't help but imagine how frustrating for you.

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@Ancestweets Honestly! Deee-lisshhh!

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

King prawn, chilli & garlic.
Best. Pizza. Ever.

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@Nuttyswede2 @Ancestweets Who said that? Do you know this gal Diana?

[Gordon @VelvetNightSky]

@Nuttyswede2 @Ancestweets Your food looks lovely, I l❤ve mushrooms!