Velvet Scowl

Dumping brainpans on shitbags.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@GavinNewsom Before you tax the most monetarily successful man EVER who has created 2 of the most successful companies in American history, can you please explain how you have spent taxpayer dollars wisely in your own state?

Stop asking for more money from ANYONE until you spend it correctly

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

@AzPetrich Voting Democrat in 2016 was ignorant.

Voting Democrat in 2020 was fraud.

Voting Democrat in 2024 was even more ignorant.

Still supporting Democrats in 2026 is just plain retarded.

FIXED IT

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

Every other player in the WNBA can’t stand toe to toe with Caitlin Clark. They don’t have the talent to beat her on the court… so they have decided to try and beat her with violence on the court.

It’s petty jealousy!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Dear liberals …

Today is the longest day of the year, and Trump will be your President all day.

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

A library that looks like an inner city prison, and somehow the libtard brigade is convinced it’s “beautiful.” The lefts standards are so low that cold concrete and institutional despair now qualify as high art.

[SassyBabyBoomer @SassyBabyBoomer]

You’ll NEVER out do President Obama you Fat Fuck!

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https://t.co/d425LL6cJt

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The Left had no problem with James Comey posting 8647, but a fighter saying Michelle Obama is a man, is the end of the world.

Give me a break.

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

The left keeps finding new depths of pathetic I didn’t even think were possible. Every time you think they’ve hit rock bottom, those dumb bastards show up with a shovel and start digging. At this point, I’m not surprised by how shitty they can be.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Elon Musk earns a trillion dollars, the Left has a meltdown,

The government steals half your paycheck for trillions of dollars a year, the Left cheers.

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

Someone just said that shopping malls are “cool again.”

Umm… no they’re not. They’re either Chernobyl exclusion zones or free range zoos for shit bag teenagers.

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

@harryjsisson Do you say that to literally every liberal who posts 24/7 about Trump and have done so consistently since 2015?

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

@ewarren You may wanna sit this one out…

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

@ewarren You might wanna sit this one out, Pocahontas.

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

@StephenKing Are you really that retarded?

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

It was interesting watching last week turn into nonstop liberal hantavirus panic theater (just pure fear mongering on loop) only for everyone to collectively shrug and go, “yeah, no, fuck that,” and it immediately fizzled out.

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

Shoulda seen the face I had last night during the Rousey v. Carano “fight.”

That shit was over faster than a quarterback on prom night.

3 months of foreplay for 17 seconds of disappointment.

[Velvet Scowl @VelvetScowl]

Jim Carrey idolized Andy Kaufman. He literally lived as Andy Kaufman during the entire filming of “Man on the Moon.”

Vanishing, then resurfacing as someone unrecognizable? Sounds like a Kaufman move…