✨Mildly Irritated✨

Fat Black Femme.
This is my inner monologue. Enjoy.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

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[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

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[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

So. I play this fun game when I wake up. I try to guess the time and I'm usually pretty close.
This morning I guessed 9:45am and like... It was 6:45 😭

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

@city__swan Ya know. You just had to be there.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

Today I found out that no one in my family knows what the Nelson-Atkins Museum is or that it's a pretty huge Kansas city landmark.
But we're meeting there tomorrow so.. Good luck. ✌🏾

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

I didn't take offense because like.. He was just observing that I am a fat person. So.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

Today my 4 year old nephew asked me why I was so big and I responded by asking him why he was so small.
Check and mate.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

My dude is staying over this weekend...and has been playing dnd with his friends for 6 hours. 😭

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

Me every day freaking out because my sweet pup will be 10 years old this year and I'm just. 😭 😭 😭 😭
Not ready.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

@city__swan I think about this movie daily.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

Just signed up for my covid shot... But I'm only eligible because I'm "obese".

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

I had a dream that I had a baby. 😬
I got to stop eating cheese before bed

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

Y'all I had a dream about finding a litter of kittens.

Ummmm. Okay universe I hear you.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

Okay. I know there's A LOT to complain about when it come to drag race but...

I'm so sick of queens talking about how they "used to be fat" & making it a sob story.

Like.. 🙃 🙃 🙃

Fat queens are perfection.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

He's a capricorn btw 😅

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

My dog... Let me clip his nail.. Like just let me do it.

Only took 8 years to build that trust.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

@emkristen My dude has a cat and we're this close to moving in together. But idk I don't vibe with thier cat.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

So... I've had the urge to get a cat lately... I still want a puppy but idk. I feel like I *need* to get a cat... And if a cat shows up. 🙃 Um I guess.

[✨Mildly Irritated✨ @Velvet_Curls]

P. S. there's a ton of stray cats in my neighborhood and it is very likely that a cat could show up... And if one does... I'll still be shook.