Kelvin V. Mbithi

An artist at work.
@MbithiVengi

[Kelvin V. Mbithi @VengiMbithi]

Dear me, at any point in this life, we will prioritize uploading what coincides with the building blocks of our ambitions to the brain.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

The clinical cutoff for INTELLECTUAL RETARD is an IQ of 70 or below, combined with problems functioning in daily life

[Eric @amerix]

The outcome of anything you do, is directly proportional to the depth of your discipline.

The shallower the discipline, the shallower the outcome.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Be great at what you’re good at
So you are good for what you’re good for
And great at what you’re great at

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Women do not speak to pass information….
They speak to influence an outcome in their favor

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

That makes me an Egoistic God
You wouldn’t know.
The boy I chanced on after the lockdown and helped him secure his Form One spot at Kagumo Boys High School scored a B+ in last year’s KCSE.
We’ve never met and we probably never will. I’m the Egoistic God just like your mysterious African Christian God.
I periodically pick up strangers (mostly on my drive from the village to Gîcuka and drive them where they were going past the matatu stop.
Several times
The evening I went to Kingoris for the second time, I had come from the village with my daughter. At that processing facility called Equatorial something between maragua and Kaharati by the railway crossing, we picked up a mother and her little boy… probably 7 years old. They needed to go to Thika by Blue Post and then catch another matatu to Gatanga
I drove them to their village way deep in some beautiful rolling hills and big blue skies of Kandara
The boy has a rabbit project going on just like I did when I was his age. I gave him some cash to expand his business and told him to take care of mama when he’s a big boy driving a big car.
I gave him a dream in exchange of my own childhood memories of raising rabbits.
That’s how I knew what to answer Kingori when he asked me how long I’ve been shikanisharing money.
I did not ask the boy what his name was, he doesn’t now mine, we will probably never meet again in this current life but we are forever connected through his dreams and my memories.
Egoistic God

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Why did Nick Imudia kill himself

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

You want the whole country to bear the pain of your self hate and your iniquities

[Eric @amerix]

For you to sustain your life,

- You must WORK.

Turn your skills into WORK.

A job is not work.

A job is temporary, work is permanent.

Your skills and talents are what we call WORK.

Therefore, show up every day, consistently.

Be patient. Your breakthrough is coming.

[Eric @amerix]

Leaders around Mt Kenya region should urgently

- Convene a meeting for MEN at Kirigiti stadium, Kiambu

- Stop the turning of coffee farms into malls and apartments,

- Stop the selling and demarcation of land

- Send men into farming from crop farming to animal farming

- Enlist all men into cooperative societies and SACCOs

- Fight Alcoholism fiercely and close all alcohol dens

- Criminalize prostitution and pornography

- Condemn betting and gambling

- Disincentivize single motherhood and incentivize father-led homes

- Eradicate Irish potato farming because they contain oestrogen that turns men effeminate

- Declare obesity & diabetes regional disasters and fight them ruthlessly from house to house

- Switch off all those vernacular radio stations that promote betting, debauchery, incitement and useless political gossip

- Ban the mushrooming of evangelical churches because they brainwash women and emasculate men

- Conscript traditional vigilantes like Mungiki into the mainstream security system and encourage traditional values and beliefs

- Declare politicians and the elites living in Nairobi as regional enemies who have failed the men, therefore limit them from addressing funerals and events

- Form an influential regional political party and ensure any politician who is not in it will not be elected

- Declare that in the next election, no woman shall be elected MCA, MP, Senator and Governor

Otherwise, there is a crisis, if not addressed now, the region will crumble.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Hey GenZ DUANZIS, descendants of the Colonial Victimhood and Proud Ignorant Fuckers of Africa, wapi matusi ya Professor?
Amewasoma proper, you cursed brood of scavengers

[Eric @amerix]

College education trains you to follow instructions written in the curriculum and parroted by a lecturer.

Wisdom, creativity and critical thinking are products of self-education.

That is why most educated people nowadays are idiots.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

✅✅TUTAM IS LONGTERM✅✅
Ruto will be president for life. It’s the only way to bring sanity back in the country. The president needs to make a deal with the current members of parliament and re-introduce Section 2A and 2B back into the Constitution through a complete overhaul so we eliminate these senseless electioneering excises, repeated election cycles and politicking that stagnates our country and that has turned every Kenyan into a political pundit. BAN politicking and force people to be productive elsewhere with their time, energy and ideas. Redraw county boundaries back to 7 provinces and an autonomous Nairobi, cut members of parliament to 47 and Senators to 16, 7 governors and then multiply the number of Ward Councilors (MCAs) by a factor of one hundred and give them the power and the resources to serve their constituents and solve their unique challenges mashinani. No more budgets for MPs- their job is to legislate and not to distribute pork barrels.
The power to impeach a president THAT IS ALREADY IN THE CURRENT BROKEN CONSTITUTION, which has a 24-month provision stays in the new constitution. Ward councilors to hold the checks and balance powers over their province and the power to initiate a recall process on their respective governor/PC.
Western themed democracy is not meant for Africa, Asia or Middle East. The countries that have rejected those foreign concepts are the ones that are leading in accelerated economic growth and social and security stability -no senseless national election cycles.
Benevolent dictatorships is the ingredient.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Watch the last 70 seconds

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

I’m going through my conversations and I just realized @Dr_Kingori has a very interesting style of character mapping interviewees 👏🏾👌🏾

[Eric @amerix]

Distraction is your enemy, and it leads to poverty.

A man who jumps from idea to idea will never overcome struggle.

• Pick one skill.

• Master it.

• Monetize it.

• Repeat.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

How to revenge a cheating wife:

• End the relationship

• Disconnect from her and her relatives

• Focus on your work

• Approach more women

• Never look back

You may forgive, but don't forget.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Your enemy isn't laziness or poverty. You are not lazy or poor.

Your enemy is distraction.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Women easily tolerate a cruel and nonchalant man but not a weak and needy one. Being cruel is misdirected masculinity which can be tolerated. However, being weak is a lack of masculinity which deserves nothing but contempt and radical retribution.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

People don’t keep record of what you’re giving them; they only keep record of what you refused to give them. Take care of yourself. Now read that slowly.