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Ventchat. Secret Santa. no one’s ever seen a gorilla penis

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SECRET SANTA 2023 SIGNUPS

HO HO HO, THIS YEAR I’VE GOT A FULL SLEIGH AND EVEN FULLER BALLS:

https://t.co/4YiMw1fpWU

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@Ventchat

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People. Shall we ride once more?

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@Ventchat

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I’m in Korea hitting the aunties with my best BULGOGI JUSEYOOOoooOo KAMSAHAMNIDA 🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼

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I was just in the shower and realized we didn’t do Secret Santa this year.

I failed. I didn’t open this app for an extended period. Perhaps it was for the best, with the show on hiatus and all.

I’m going to put on those 3 good songs Creed made and air-drum through the tears.

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@XNotMalcolm godlike

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someone post that picture of the guy next to fen on the airplane getting hit with noxious gas

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@CalgonRandy

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Got a little bit of food poisoning here in Mexico. I have eaten wild shit with abandon for years, but we are officially on #shartwatch for the next few days. Here’s to hoping I don’t slip up and spray the inside of my boxer briefs.

diarrhea

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@ventchat_esta I randomly walked into the park by my house and it’s filled with stalls of people selling cat-related products and NIN is playing so I guess this tweet is otherwise self-explanatory

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@CalgonRandy @Varazslat_ BY THE WAY

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i think i need a different electrician for this

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I’m at this Japanese curry place. The chef and owner is the green power ranger from the original series in Japan.

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@Daggerd1404 Probably yeah, is there a Twitter account for it yet? I forgot the dates

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@Ventchat @CalgonRandy @OverdoseofSauce @ventchat_esta I was out here eating breakfast when Luther pulled up with the 🎶 neva too much neva too much 🎶

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I’m eating at the Mexican version of Waffle House. $5 breakfast. Sadly no truckers or crying drunks though

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Mike Tyson is only 2 days younger than my dad. What a fuckin machine.