Venting Pastor

Sometimes you just need to vent, cause ministry be crazy..

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Crazy how one small bout of discouragement can drown out a multitude of things to be thankful for.

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And just like that, a congregants awkward avoiding interactions trigger anxiety from past ministry hurts of friends leaving the church.

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@FailingPastor Hahah, sometimes true.

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Texts that happen to me all the time.

Them: We need to get together for coffee!

Me: Yes! Name the time and place, I’ll be there!

Them: (No response)

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These kinds of arrangements can bring out the worst in people. #SoundUp

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@jjmann17 There’s also a “people in church” shortage. 😀

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Anyone know why @northworstsem’s account was suspended?

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Covid or not, if I have to use a bathroom where one of these “germ fountains” is located, I hold my breath!

One day someone’s gonna find me passed out at the foot of a urinal in a puddle of my own pee.

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Pastors, do you feel like you should exist to build your denomination, or do you think your denomination should exist to build you?

If you lean towards the later, is your denomination building you?

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Microsoft Word just told me that "all together" needs to be "altogether". Seems logical..

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@jcat_5150 Dang it.. @PastorPastTime beat me to a hobbit joke.

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Well, the way things are going, I give white American cheese no more than a week.

Are you happy now?

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@LloydLegalist # 10383: Gas station sushi

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@UMC_CommonSense

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@NazpazB

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Came across some mean letters congregants gave me years ago while on their way out.

Just curious. Pastors, do you keep them or throw them away? And why?

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@CommunityEFC Oh wait, you’re supposed to wait a few years before you can laugh at them?

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@frustr8tedfrmer That’s a good perspective.

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@PatrickNiles That’s good stuff.