VerPhysick

Don’t worry about it

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

[VerPhysick @VerPhysick]

@cumilq

[Dragon's Dogma @DragonsDogma]

Updates to Dragon's Dogma 2 will be rolling out over the coming months on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC!

In the lead-up to Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen, we'll be releasing two major Title Updates to improve and enhance the base game. First up is TU3.1 on June 10, which brings a host of quality-of-life improvements, as well as a reusable Eternal Ferrystone.

#DD2 #DD2DA

[Brunty @Brunty023]

Another Screamix Edit...
ft. @maximilian_

[VerPhysick @VerPhysick]

@EnigmataLune Can't escape the Clussy

[rebb ford @rebbford]

Please consider grabbing this drop if you want to try out a really cool Warframe character!

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@luciacrabs

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@LichVtuber Soot

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@luciacrabs Sack shuffle

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@TiffanyMayCry Could chat about the trip and your thoughts on the expansion as well, would make for a good video

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@nihmune @VTuberFeetFan She's Feeting Silly

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@Marcodmeatball https://t.co/egoZBiksos easily

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@zentreya

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@zentreya If you make it green it'll be just time for Christmas

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[VerPhysick @VerPhysick]

@_Zyzx_ Well if you eat anything that gives you a source of iron like steak I'd say that makes metal edible

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@TiffanyMayCry

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@AleksLeVO @UltimaShadowX @MarvelRivals We're all going to Hell's Kitchen

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@obkatiekat @GucciTheMod Out bait her and you're the superior baiter, the Master-Baiter even

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@PorcelainMaid @alien_mixture Runs pretty well I’d say, I just ran auto detect and turned off motion blur and the game runs solidly